Let’s hope Ben doesn’t fold and end up in another marriage.
someone needs to tell him you don’t have to marry everyone you date
I hope Ben Folds Six is a jazz quintet made up entirely of his ex-wives.
Bitches ain’t Shit Cover never hit so hard.
He’s competing with Elizabeth Taylor
I don’t think he’s as good at being a husband as he is at music.
For my peers they criticize me, and my ex-wives all despise me, try to put it all behind me, but my redneck past keeps nipping at my heels
well he officially folded 5
It’s my turn now!
He needs a new hobby. He’s not good at husband.
Two more and he gets a free sandwich.
Sheeeee’s a brick and I’m drowning slowly….
Name checks out
He already has so many songs about breaking up and divorce. Time for another album!
Why do women keep marrying this man!
Once upon a time I asked to sample Brick and he sent a nice letter back through my lawyer that I absolutely could not. But still he replied!
Alright Ben, buddy. We let you try. No more marriage, okay?
The Ben Folds Five. Ahh. Now I get it.
He’s a real life Alimony Tony. He just looooves paying alimony.
This article seems waaaaay more detailed about what he has to pay her and sign over than I thought it’d be. Dude has to sign over a 2016 Honda CR-V. Why do I know that now?
Also, this is the fifth divorce but this doesn’t even count the relationship he had with Alicia Witt that somehow DIDN’T become a marriage/divorce.
Anyway, if you haven’t seen him live, I’ll bet he’s coming to your town *really* soon, because he’s gotta make car insurance payments on a 2016 Honda CR-V he doesn’t get to drive anymore.
(which honestly sounds like a lyric you’d hear in a late-era Ben Folds song)
Maybe marriage isn’t for you Ben.
At this point, he must be a glutton for paperwork, right?
He’s currently winning the race against JLo
This dude Folds more on marriages than my grandma at the casino
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Well that’s the Ben Folds 5
Let’s hope Ben doesn’t fold and end up in another marriage.
someone needs to tell him you don’t have to marry everyone you date
I hope Ben Folds Six is a jazz quintet made up entirely of his ex-wives.
Bitches ain’t Shit Cover never hit so hard.
He’s competing with Elizabeth Taylor
I don’t think he’s as good at being a husband as he is at music.
For my peers they criticize me, and my ex-wives all despise me, try to put it all behind me, but my redneck past keeps nipping at my heels
well he officially folded 5
It’s my turn now!
He needs a new hobby. He’s not good at husband.
Two more and he gets a free sandwich.
Sheeeee’s a brick and I’m drowning slowly….
Name checks out
He already has so many songs about breaking up and divorce. Time for another album!
Why do women keep marrying this man!
Once upon a time I asked to sample Brick and he sent a nice letter back through my lawyer that I absolutely could not. But still he replied!
Alright Ben, buddy. We let you try. No more marriage, okay?
The Ben Folds Five. Ahh. Now I get it.
He’s a real life Alimony Tony. He just looooves paying alimony.
This article seems waaaaay more detailed about what he has to pay her and sign over than I thought it’d be. Dude has to sign over a 2016 Honda CR-V. Why do I know that now?
Also, this is the fifth divorce but this doesn’t even count the relationship he had with Alicia Witt that somehow DIDN’T become a marriage/divorce.
Anyway, if you haven’t seen him live, I’ll bet he’s coming to your town *really* soon, because he’s gotta make car insurance payments on a 2016 Honda CR-V he doesn’t get to drive anymore.
(which honestly sounds like a lyric you’d hear in a late-era Ben Folds song)
Maybe marriage isn’t for you Ben.
At this point, he must be a glutton for paperwork, right?
He’s currently winning the race against JLo
This dude Folds more on marriages than my grandma at the casino
maybe HE’s the brick 🧱
Ben Folds Five Divorces