That’s fucking hilarious. I love him so much lmao.
There are so many wild stories about Tracy Morgan in the news
I remember a few years ago some guy in a honda accord T-boned Tracy’s BUGATTI as he was driving off the dealership lot. Imagine being that guy.
The man isn’t satisfied merely combing his life for comedy bits. His life *is* the comedy bit.
Lol I’m pretty sure he already knew how to out eat any weight loss regimen. Like that’s not actually that hard.
He’s just not getting enough animal blood—–it keeps the spine straight.
Also, his blood tastes like root beer.
It’s not a weight loss drug. It’s a diabetes drug that causes *some* people to lose weight. Celebrities are abusing it. It’s how Mindy Kaling got skinny.
Can’t be true or he’d be in the news for the constant diarrhea, Sulphur burps, and projective vomiting that come from over eating while on the meds.
Most Tracy Morgan thing he could have done.
Daddy, can I have money for a new business idea. It’ll be a website where people can go online and see the weights of different things and I’mma call it “Weight Watchers”
Astronaut Jones knows all the secrets
Seeing his stand up show tomorrow, stoked!
r/NewsOfTheStupid
I don’t believe that wasn’t a bit. Anyone who has ever heard an interview with Tracy knows it’s 90% bits.
I’m Brian Fellows!
Yeah, my 500-pound “friend” is on it and she’s just as big as ever (yet tells us she’s lost 200+ pounds 🙄).
I feel like Tracy deserves an achievement unlock for that.
It’s a bit. ‘He out-ate the weigh loss effects of Ozempic to the amount of 40 lbs.’ That’s pure Tracy at his best. His bits are so smooth you don’t know to take them seriously or not.
Ozempic is an appetite suppressant, not a metabolic stimulant. He didn’t “out eat” the drug he just kept eating when he wasn’t hungry
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That’s fucking hilarious. I love him so much lmao.
There are so many wild stories about Tracy Morgan in the news
I remember a few years ago some guy in a honda accord T-boned Tracy’s BUGATTI as he was driving off the dealership lot. Imagine being that guy.
The man isn’t satisfied merely combing his life for comedy bits. His life *is* the comedy bit.
Lol I’m pretty sure he already knew how to out eat any weight loss regimen. Like that’s not actually that hard.
He’s just not getting enough animal blood—–it keeps the spine straight.
Also, his blood tastes like root beer.
It’s not a weight loss drug. It’s a diabetes drug that causes *some* people to lose weight. Celebrities are abusing it. It’s how Mindy Kaling got skinny.
Can’t be true or he’d be in the news for the constant diarrhea, Sulphur burps, and projective vomiting that come from over eating while on the meds.
Most Tracy Morgan thing he could have done.
Daddy, can I have money for a new business idea. It’ll be a website where people can go online and see the weights of different things and I’mma call it “Weight Watchers”
Astronaut Jones knows all the secrets
Seeing his stand up show tomorrow, stoked!
r/NewsOfTheStupid
I don’t believe that wasn’t a bit. Anyone who has ever heard an interview with Tracy knows it’s 90% bits.
I’m Brian Fellows!
Yeah, my 500-pound “friend” is on it and she’s just as big as ever (yet tells us she’s lost 200+ pounds 🙄).
I feel like Tracy deserves an achievement unlock for that.
It’s a bit. ‘He out-ate the weigh loss effects of Ozempic to the amount of 40 lbs.’ That’s pure Tracy at his best. His bits are so smooth you don’t know to take them seriously or not.
Ozempic is an appetite suppressant, not a metabolic stimulant. He didn’t “out eat” the drug he just kept eating when he wasn’t hungry