Good evening and welcome back to the r/CasualUK live threads for the Angertainment television programme The Apprentice! Together we can despair at the idiocy of the contestants that are desperately trying to impress an ageing Alan Sugar for an eighteenth time.

Last year we saw Marnie win investment in her boxing gym. Last year's candidates seemed to be even shitter than the year before, let's see if this year is an improvement.

Electric vehicles again. Alan must have shares in them. Last week Virdi finally buggered off home.

Here is a handy link to meet this years contestants. There seems to be an abundance of candidates from Yorkshire this year, and two pie company owners. One candidate even has a number three single to his name.

There we go. Another year, another Apprentice. It can't worse than last year, can it? One thing's for sure, Alan's puns won't have got any better. Lets see who will be least shit.

Name Occupation PM count Twat? Week out
Amina Khan Pharmacist & Business Owner – Yes 4
(Dr.) Asif Munaf Owner, Wellness Brand 1 Clapping Twat 3
Flo Edwards Recruitment Consultant 1 Yes –
Foluso Falade Project Manager 1 Yes –
Jack Davies Recruitment Director 1 Yes 4
Maura Rath Owner, Yoga Company 1 Yes –
Noor Bouziane Owner, Jewellery Company – Yes –
Oliver Medforth Sales Executive – Yes 1
Onyeka Nweze Chartered Company Secretary 1 Yes 5
Paul Bowen Director, Pie Company – Yes 2
(Dr.) Paul Midha Owner, Dental Group 1 Yes –
Phil Turner Owner, Pie Company 1 Yes –
Rachel Woolford Boutique Fitness Studio Owner 1 Yes –
Raj Chohan Mortgage Broker 1 Yes –
Sam Saadet Pre & Post Natal Fitness Coach 1 Yes 6
Steve Darken Management Consultant 1 Yes –
Tre Lowe Music & Wellness Entrepreneur 1 Yes –
Virdi Singh Mazaria Music Producer 1 Yes 7

by StardustOasis

38 comments

  2. Love the way Alan puts the word “experience” on anything to make even the dullest day out sound vaguely exciting. Beans on toast making experience. Cleaning the bathroom experience.

  3. I wonder if Noor has a vision what went wrong he he

  4. Tre shutting Noor’s arguement down respectfully. He’s a classy chap.

  5. This episode is the most I’ve ever seen Sugar laugh, and it’s all at Noor’s expense

  6. If Tre goes home it’s an utter outrage. Foluso probably doesn’t deserve to go either.

  8. Might as well save some time and just fire Noor on the spot.

  9. I actually feel bad for Tre. He was ignored the entire time and then scapegoated.

  10. What’s the betting a producer told them to make the font childish?

  11. pie man has to go surely, 8 losses is getting silly. don’t think he did enough to justify coming back today but alan will bring back maybe

  14. Even Karen’s backing up Tre, Noor. You seriously need to back down here

  19. lol how to try and make 8 failures sound like a positive

  21. Is he going to fire her without bringing anyone back?

    Edit; yep

  23. Noor said she knew who she was going to bring back. But I guess we’ll never know!

  24. How does she still think it’s good?!?!??

    Unhinged.

  26. How the fuck…. if Phil fails the next task he should just be fired straight away

  29. One of the most delusional boardroom performances in recent memory, possibly ever by Noor.

  31. Time for serious talk. I know Tre calls himself a ‘Wellness Entrepreneur’ , which makes him sound like a twat. But he’s not. He’s a decent and classy guy. I hope next week, the ‘Twat?’ column for him finally does him justice, and says ‘No’

  34. I refuse to believe that shopping channels still exist. Who is watching them and who is making complaints about them?

  36. I reckon Phil’s business plan is just a load of pictures of Alan sugar in compromising positions

  37. I suspect Noor is going to go down as one of the most incompetent candidates ever.

  38. She’s not doing You’re Fired (and I don’t think she’s doing the AMA either – think Steve stepped in so there is still one)

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