Average UK Couple on Holidays

27 comments

1. She’s not orange enough and he’s lacking girth

2. Not red enough so must be fake.

3. What am I looking at

4. The fuck is the glove for????

5. Barry, 25 and Eleonora, 20.

6. Is that General G? Is that prick still about?

7. Is the dude using a glove? Wtf?

8. Lily Philips, and she does!

9. In England only mentally ill men have long hair. I expect to be down voted by mentally ill men.

   E: And recluses

10. I genuinely thought that was me for a moment.

    I’m not that skinny though 🙁

11. She’s not overweight so not accurate.

12. You can see from this pic that the guy has a HUGE HUGE… wallet

13. Yeah and what? Just cause we still get mad bitches whilst being fat.

14. She’s a pornstar

15. Oh Holy God! My husband have the same swimsuit. .

16. What the dude sees when looking down at where his penis’ supposed to be :

    https://preview.redd.it/bkajctjkurpc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88d4a23e74ef4042a9a41d50153207cef374cec0

17. Who is the man?

18. Yeah… according to my experience living in the UK. It was pretty much always the opposite. Fit guys that loved sports settling with land whales filled with chips and makeup

19. Would

    Barry looking hot 🥵

20. I’m not gonna lie I saw her on pornhub last night. She’s a bit boring though.

21. She’s much too classy.

22. Guys, she is called Lily Phillips on PH. Do with that as you will.

23. Neither is appropriately orange nor flabby.

24. Disgusting. Why are their woman only allowed to wear pants? Barbarians.

25. The girl on the left is pretty hot.

26. Coming from the Irishman 😂

27. need her @ ngl