Cost of living crisis? Solve all your problems with this banger of a Vodafone reward.

by on_the_night

29 comments
  1. Wow, wonder if I can sign up 20 times a month to cover the interest rate jump? How generous.

  2. Bloody hell, that’s almost as bad as granny sending a half-crown postal order for your 18th birthday

  3. Combined with buying a new kettle, all my problems are over.

  4. £10 towards each monthly payment is like £10 in the hand, not to be sniffed at.

    A singular £10 is almost insulting.

  5. I thought the vast majority of Vodafone Rewards were crap 3 years ago, have they managed to get worse?

  6. Is this some kind of joke. are voda trying to mug people off this is the equivalent of offering people a fredo and a pack of space raiders.

  7. Fuck me, I’d love to have been a fly on the wall when that nugget of an idea was bandied around. Jokers.

  8. Cant stress how much I appreciate you sharing this… My Contract with EE is just about to come to an end, so I know now that I can renew with EE without being tempted elsewhere

  9. The first hundred to apply get a free creme egg to sweeten the deal, I heard.

    Their generosity is only exceeded by their natural attractiveness.

  10. It’s not even a nice gesture, its intended to take the piss. Go sign up with someone else who isn’t laughing in your face.

  11. That’s such a shit offer 😆 To think they had teams of people and a marketing team to develp and sign this off.

    Although if it was just advertising they wantwd then it works, they got us talking

  12. The only one of these Vodafone gifts I ever use is the occasional free Costa that comes up.. even then it’s rare as the nearest shop to me is fucking miles away.

    It’s why I rarely bother looking at any of the freebies or discounts that are offered by companies as most of it is promotional stuff for businesses that don’t exist where I live, so I can never make use of it.

  13. I’m with Octopus Energy and have been having billing issues for months and they’ve really been dragging their heels with help, however their rewards scheme does give me a free Greggs coffee and sausage roll every week, which I grumblingly concede is a nice pacifier.

    Well played, Octopus.

  14. Vodafone keep telling me my 4G phone no longer works because 3G has been turned off in the faint hope I’ll buy a new phone off them

    They are muck

  15. aw love to see corporations giving back to the community <3

  16. I mean it’s one mortgage Michael, what could it cost? 10 dollers?

  17. Last year they had an “award” where you can buy 1 single cookie for £4.95

  18. Well I’m glad I can now up the deposit on that £150k house I had my eye on from 0% to… *checks notes, gets out calculator*… 0.006%!

  19. can we split that over several years so i dont hammered on my taxes

  20. Sprive! They took the first part of Sparingly and the last part of Survive and made SPRIVE

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