Sorry Germany, you know how it is

by National_Translator6

17 comments
  1. We do know. Its like watching your two ugly cousins make out on a family reunion.

  2. Dear Hans, come here in Italy. We can eat pasta and drink good wine, recalling the good old times…

  3. It’s not what you think! It’s just full of hate and shame, and we always said we didn’t like it afterwards.

  4. We do know. Deutsche Bahn has been trying to send trains through the Channel Tunnel for many years now and was denied every time.

  5. What? No way, with the EU situation, it should be us and germany swapped

  6. Nah. Utter bullshit. Never fuck an ingrate. We all know Fr*nice, the land, le terroir is glorious, the garden of fucking Eton. But it’s infested with slime eating goblins.

    I’d rather fist a willing Fritz than tongue some alien who has just gobbled the anus off a frog.

  7. Go on, we will be in the bushes, furiously masturbating while staring at you (full eye contact with both of you at the same time).

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  8. I mean will you fuck your brother/sister ?

    I won’t I’m not from Lens .

    So we wonnt fuck with Germany

  9. This meme and the comments easily are one of the best things I ever saw/read here. Literally crying from laughter.

  10. France, you are in an abusive relationship.

    You are insufferable since you have money, but your sisters, Italy and us, can help you.

  11. You do get it that Macron is feinting to become the new NATO voicebox don’t you? He wants the threats that usually come to the UK (because Russia can’t directly threaten the USA), to come to big tough, Africa losing, France?

    Election coming up for your mid right trash by any chance?

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