Found an American that is a direct descendant of Robert the Bruce and ALSO related to William Wallace!

by HelterSkeleter

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  2. ” I AM William Wallace, and what would you give for one chance, ONE CHANCE, here today to tell our enemies and fuck wit Yanks that we will never yield to this Mel Gibson Disneyland shite and they may take our kid on DNA but they will never take our FREEEEDOOOOOM to tell the daft cunts to just fuck off “

  4. Who cares, he isn’t hurting anyone. Europes population 1000 years ago was 59 million. The total number of white people now is 960 million. Everyones got some royalty in there somewhere.

    Also Americans really love Scotland and Ireland would you rather say they were related to the Scottish king Edward I? They could historically cluster fuk mix us all up like that. They don’t.

  5. A lot of them just buy some ancestors, lots of fake companies out there will sell you any history you want.

    Hi genealogy dude, can you research my ancestors please?

    Yup on your Scottish side you have Robert the Bruce and William Wallace, English side you have Richard the Lionheart and King Arthur, Italian you have Julius Caesar and the Pope, You also have St Patrick from Ireland, the Mekon from Mars, Luke Skywalker from Tattooine, Spock from Vulkan and Bilbo from the Shire.

    That’ll be $200 please.

  6. Isn’t everyone in Scotland pretty much related to Wallace?

  7. look at this crackpot

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    This is a days worth of deepdives, she lays claim to Israel, uk every bloody where. Camilla order a hit on a lassie working in a pizza joint

  10. I’m sure if they dig a bit deeper they’ll also find direct familial connections to Mary, Queen of Scots, Calgacus, James VI & I, Rob Roy, and Macbeth. All yours for a few quid and a wifi connection.

  11. Those of western European descent all have Charlemagne in their tree somewhere.

    There are over 35M descendants of those who sailed on the Mayflower.

    This ancestry lark is all of a bit of a nonsense. Your ancestry is just like your sex life – important to you and no-one else.

  12. Most people who have been in Great Britain for three or four generations will be a descendant of Edward III, according to Adam Rutherford.

  13. An uncle of mine got into genealogy, so he traced my father’s side. It was really fucking exciting!

    No like really… fucking. Because the whole line basically lived in the same village with ten houses all the way back to before the Netherlands was even formed.

    So yeah folks, I am typing this with 12 fingers and a split tongue. It’s in fact a miracle I am able to type at all.

  14. My old man is from Govan, and his fathers before him. But did you know I’m actually related to the Founding Fathers? (All of them)

  16. If I had a pound for every Muslim I met that was related to the prophet Mohammad I would be rich

    It’s an odd quirk of Humans across the globe that they want to be related to historical figures 

  17. Top shaggers so they were, half of the United States is descended from them

  20. A’m a direct descendant o ma Maw. A’m also distantly related to ma cousin Kat. She lives in London

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