Europe if all the polar ice caps melt. I don’t get the big deal, this is an improvement

by Catwinky

36 comments
  1. ✅ London gone

    ✅ France further away from Mainland Britain

    ✅ I get fresher fish & seafood

    ❌ the sacrifice of Denmark means more expensive bacon butties 😔

    ❌ Paris remains safe

  2. Nice, I wouldn’t have to drive so far to the beach anymore

  3. Friendship with Adriatic sea has ended

    Sea of Berlin is now my best friend

  4. The potato gargling languages would be pretty much gone.

  5. Brittany as an island, and Neverland fully underwater. I’m all for it. Burn more coal Hans.

  6. > No more Naples but at the same time no more Venice

    I’m okay with it if it means Venetians go down with us🙏

  7. Atlantic garbage island is still here. Not much improvement there…

  8. Italy’s gdp -95%

    Rome, Naples, Milan, Florence (and Venice obviously) are all flooded.

    We are literally fucked.

  9. Sweet, I’ve been looking for an Island for years now, but I wanted something closer to Europe.. I just have to wait a bit longer till I can retire on one.

  10. Map is incorrect, it will not influence the outline of our glorious nation

  11. There’s something about this map that really speaks to me. It’s like something really really bad and smelly is just gone. Can’t really put my finger on it but it feels really good.

  12. Scotland will finally be a meaningful member of the UK, yasss

  13. Denmark, Skåne and Stockholm gone. Global warming is a massive Swedish win.

    (Map is probably incorrect though. The Scandinvian peninsula is still rising between 0,5 – 9 mm every year, depending on location).

  14. We have a fun thing called dijken, but we can build them on the coust of Flanders so that Wallonia and France drown

  15. Not quite enough to remove berlin, but i take it. Island nation berlin, shut of from the rest of germany. For that i gladly sacrifice the north.

  16. This just shows me why Denmark still has us. We are the plan B.

  17. Perfectly fine to me, I would even gain a beach house for free

  18. Just bought a house in the flooded area 😡😡😡😡😡😡

  19. Can we import some ice from mars? I’d love to have a private beach in my backyard.

  20. ✅No more Malmö

    ✅No more Stockholm

    ✅No more Denmark

    ❌No more Göteborg (Liseberg lost)

    ❌I live closer to the beach

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