Well, why don’t we call it the mystery button then?
Don’t press that. That’s the button that started the Cuban missile crisis.
Why are meat joints not included in meat items
Keep it simple and just use the minute and ten second buttons like everyone else.
Q’s latest microwave invention accidentally surplussed by the government!
Chaos Defrost
Disorder unleashed
Starting to burn
Starting to lynch
Silence means death
Stand on your feet
Inner fear
Your worst enemy
Once you unlock Superstring Theory, it allows you to build Chaos guns…
Professor Chaos!
I was so hungry waiting on food i watched the timer count down and worked out defrost just means it turns on for 6 second, off for 18 seconds, then repeats.
I always thought it just like microwaved softly when defrosting but guess it’a choice between 100% on or 100% off
It uses bursts of microwave of varying lengths (chaos) to defrost
Mellow greetings. Press once for Simon Phoenix. Press twice for John Spartan.
My guess it’s for when your mum pulls up in the driveway and you realised you forgot to defrost the chicken.
What is the world without a little… Chaos?
Instructions unclear: now sharing flat with 2 cenobites and sausages still frozen
Slaanesh starts creeping out of your microwave.
[removed]
It’s for when Hell freezes over
You’ve never read your appliance manuals?
Channels energy directly from the warp.*
*side effects include mutated food, daemon incursion and enslavement to the ruinous powers
Really useful up and down buttons. Without the wording AND the arrows, you’d be absolutely screwed
Do it. Touch the chaos button. 😈
Sounds chaotic. I wouldn’t do it.
Press it bro, I dare you.
Press it!
It’s Shadow the Hedgehogs microwave
It starts defrosting things regardless of whether they’re in the microwave or not. Glaciers have been receding since they introduced this, I’d steer clear.
Watch out that’s the self destruct button, you know, just in case.
It chaotically drills two holes in the butter, just like any other microwave.
If u press it, it’ll instantly melt the polar icecaps
Starts starts the cooking bro
I can just imagine Shadow the Hedgehog exclaiming this in the next Sonic Adventure game.
that’s the first button I would have pushed…
One of the great bands of the punk era.
Heresy. The god emperor will surely curse you for owning such Vile Zeno Technology.
This is what Shadow the Hedgehog shouts when he’s thawing out meat.
Chaos is a ladder.
Do it, coward
Blood for the blood God!
Did you cause global warming and are pretending you didn’t?
Never head of that Legion.
We chose our microwave based purely on the fact it had a chaos button, it amused us.
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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/chaos-theory-serves-up-solution-to-speedy-defrosting-in-microwaves-102308.html
CHAOS! That’s what it does.
Well, why don’t we call it the mystery button then?
Don’t press that. That’s the button that started the Cuban missile crisis.
Why are meat joints not included in meat items
Keep it simple and just use the minute and ten second buttons like everyone else.
Q’s latest microwave invention accidentally surplussed by the government!
Chaos Defrost
Disorder unleashed
Starting to burn
Starting to lynch
Silence means death
Stand on your feet
Inner fear
Your worst enemy
Once you unlock Superstring Theory, it allows you to build Chaos guns…
Professor Chaos!
I was so hungry waiting on food i watched the timer count down and worked out defrost just means it turns on for 6 second, off for 18 seconds, then repeats.
I always thought it just like microwaved softly when defrosting but guess it’a choice between 100% on or 100% off
It uses bursts of microwave of varying lengths (chaos) to defrost
Mellow greetings. Press once for Simon Phoenix. Press twice for John Spartan.
My guess it’s for when your mum pulls up in the driveway and you realised you forgot to defrost the chicken.
What is the world without a little… Chaos?
Instructions unclear: now sharing flat with 2 cenobites and sausages still frozen
Slaanesh starts creeping out of your microwave.
[removed]
It’s for when Hell freezes over
You’ve never read your appliance manuals?
Channels energy directly from the warp.*
*side effects include mutated food, daemon incursion and enslavement to the ruinous powers
Really useful up and down buttons. Without the wording AND the arrows, you’d be absolutely screwed
Do it. Touch the chaos button. 😈
Sounds chaotic. I wouldn’t do it.
Press it bro, I dare you.
Press it!
It’s Shadow the Hedgehogs microwave
It starts defrosting things regardless of whether they’re in the microwave or not. Glaciers have been receding since they introduced this, I’d steer clear.
Watch out that’s the self destruct button, you know, just in case.
It chaotically drills two holes in the butter, just like any other microwave.
If u press it, it’ll instantly melt the polar icecaps
Starts starts the cooking bro
I can just imagine Shadow the Hedgehog exclaiming this in the next Sonic Adventure game.
that’s the first button I would have pushed…
One of the great bands of the punk era.
Heresy. The god emperor will surely curse you for owning such Vile Zeno Technology.
This is what Shadow the Hedgehog shouts when he’s thawing out meat.
Chaos is a ladder.
Do it, coward
Blood for the blood God!
Did you cause global warming and are pretending you didn’t?
Never head of that Legion.
We chose our microwave based purely on the fact it had a chaos button, it amused us.