This button scares me. I have no idea what it does. I’ve owned this microwave for years.

by glytxh

43 comments
  1. Well, why don’t we call it the mystery button then?

  2. Don’t press that. That’s the button that started the Cuban missile crisis. 

  3. Keep it simple and just use the minute and ten second buttons like everyone else.

  4. Q’s latest microwave invention accidentally surplussed by the government!

  5. Chaos Defrost

    Disorder unleashed

    Starting to burn

    Starting to lynch

    Silence means death

    Stand on your feet

    Inner fear

    Your worst enemy

  6. Once you unlock Superstring Theory, it allows you to build Chaos guns…

  7. I was so hungry waiting on food i watched the timer count down and worked out defrost just means it turns on for 6 second, off for 18 seconds, then repeats.

    I always thought it just like microwaved softly when defrosting but guess it’a choice between 100% on or 100% off

  8. It uses bursts of microwave of varying lengths (chaos) to defrost

  9. Mellow greetings. Press once for Simon Phoenix. Press twice for John Spartan.

  10. My guess it’s for when your mum pulls up in the driveway and you realised you forgot to defrost the chicken.

  11. Instructions unclear: now sharing flat with 2 cenobites and sausages still frozen

  12. Channels energy directly from the warp.*

    *side effects include mutated food, daemon incursion and enslavement to the ruinous powers

  13. Really useful up and down buttons. Without the wording AND the arrows, you’d be absolutely screwed

  14. It starts defrosting things regardless of whether they’re in the microwave or not. Glaciers have been receding since they introduced this, I’d steer clear.

  15. Watch out that’s the self destruct button, you know, just in case.

  16. It chaotically drills two holes in the butter, just like any other microwave.

  17. If u press it, it’ll instantly melt the polar icecaps

  18. I can just imagine Shadow the Hedgehog exclaiming this in the next Sonic Adventure game.

  19. Heresy. The god emperor will surely curse you for owning such Vile Zeno Technology.

  20. This is what Shadow the Hedgehog shouts when he’s thawing out meat.

  21. Did you cause global warming and are pretending you didn’t?

  22. We chose our microwave based purely on the fact it had a chaos button, it amused us.

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