Good evening and welcome back to the r/CasualUK live threads for the Angertainment television programme The Apprentice! Together we can despair at the idiocy of the contestants that are desperately trying to impress an ageing Alan Sugar for an eighteenth time.

Last year we saw Marnie win investment in her boxing gym. Last year's candidates seemed to be even shitter than the year before, let's see if this year is an improvement.

Another of the best tasks, shopping channels.

Here is a handy link to meet this years contestants. There seems to be an abundance of candidates from Yorkshire this year, and two pie company owners. One candidate even has a number three single to his name.

There we go. Another year, another Apprentice. It can't worse than last year, can it? One thing's for sure, Alan's puns won't have got any better. Lets see who will be least shit.

Name Occupation PM count Twat? Week out
Amina Khan Pharmacist & Business Owner – Yes 4
(Dr.) Asif Munaf Owner, Wellness Brand 1 Clapping Twat 3
Flo Edwards Recruitment Consultant 1 No –
Foluso Falade Project Manager 1 Yes –
Jack Davies Recruitment Director 1 Yes 4
Maura Rath Owner, Yoga Company 1 Yes –
Noor Bouziane Owner, Jewellery Company 1 Yes 9
Oliver Medforth Sales Executive – Yes 1
Onyeka Nweze Chartered Company Secretary 1 Yes 5
Paul Bowen Director, Pie Company – Yes 2
(Dr.) Paul Midha Owner, Dental Group 2 Yes –
Phil Turner Owner, Pie Company 1 Yes –
Rachel Woolford Boutique Fitness Studio Owner 1 Yes –
Raj Chohan Mortgage Broker 1 Yes –
Sam Saadet Pre & Post Natal Fitness Coach 1 Yes 6
Steve Darken Management Consultant 1 No –
Tre Lowe Music & Wellness Entrepreneur 1 No –
Virdi Singh Mazaria Music Producer 1 Yes 7

by StardustOasis

34 comments

  1. Oh ladies you’re in Phil’s environment now you best tread lightly

  2. Use to have a friend who was a director at a teleshopping channel, and you could send in messages to the studio online so I use to send jokes in and they’d occasionally get read out… and I reckon I did more work than Phil.

  3. They all know that Phil is fucked and have turned on him, whether it saves them or not….

  4. Phil is taking himself into a firing here, he could have just said he told Maura to pipe down and she carried on shouting.

  5. Phil only got this far cause someone always fucked up a little bit more than he did

  7. Absolute madness if Phil survives, he was barely even trying

  9. “those people looking over my shoulders” that’s us!

  10. Phil must be literally selling ice to eskimos in his business plan. Or Pies.

  13. How the fuck has Phil managed yet again to snake out of this?

  14. “Phil, you and Maura really fucked it up. So that’s why I’m firing Raj.”

  15. We are witnessing the Leo Messi of boardrooms. A generational talent

  16. Phil’s business plan must be that he’s cracked battery storage for renewable energy or something.

  19. This must be related to their business, Raj messed up today was clearly far better than Phil

  21. Phil’s pies must be absolutely unreal if he’s still in

  22. Contestants should just be start ups, pointless as Phil is getting by for having a long established successful family business.

  25. Anyone on Phil’s team next week just doing absolutely nothing it is then

  27. Phil’s pies must have the same healing propertys as those face masks or something

  28. At the start I did think Phil was just unlucky and on bad teams, but the past few weeks he hasn’t even been performing well

  29. Can see plenty of puns next week

    I think two could go next week

  30. So on top of not getting fired, the next one is a food task that should be in Phil’s wheelhouse as PM

  34. Phil is definitely winning. Dude has lost 9 tasks and Sugar won’t get rid of him.

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