That’s a police officer, not a member of the King’s Guard.
He’s using the Met-approved technique of making sure his finger isn’t on the trigger so he doesn’t accidentally shoot his knackers off if he sneezes. He also offers free prostate exams to his colleagues – usually with their consent.
That’s a spliff.
They call them fingers, but I’ve never seen them fing. Until now
That’s exactly where your finger should be if you don’t plan on firing that very second.
PC phone home….
He’s increasing the mean finger length in Buckingham Palace to just below average
That’s a police officer
“Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing”
You know what they say…
He’s photoshopped his finger to make it look bigger. Typical Met PC…..
Everything reminds me of my proctologist.
So that’s a copper, or did the joke go woosh ??
All the kings horses and all the kings men
thats actually a pistol
Wait how many kings does the country have?!
r/absoluteunits
Royal Prostate Checker
Dear God! Look at the size of it!
And they still couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again
Wait a minute. These are fake hands!
Not a kings guard. RPG
Ask your missus
They used to be the Queen’s guards until quite recently.
All the better to shoot you with.
On that Chris brown juice
Daddy fingers
His fingers find special holes…..
No , sausage fingers .most of them live in Richmond or travel down from Cumberland.
It’s finger lickin’ good!
Finglonger
All the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn’t out humpty together again. Because they had long fingers.
Bet his Mrs loves them
The end of his finger is not the finger but something white on his uniform underneath. You can see the finger change colour half way
Sorry, he doesn’t actually have an abnormally long finger
Only when pointing at their penises.
Ah, Professor Farnsworth invented the finglonger, I see!
“pull my finger”
Yes, officer, I do have drugs stashed up my shit box. Oh, you’re going to search me? Oh no 😏
***IT’S PROBIN’ TIME!!!***
_not_ a king’s guard
Yes
They’re all distant relatives of The Hitcher.
Yes, the king chooses them based off their fingers,…But none should be a resplendent as old charley, king girth banger, the prime sausage finger blaster…
So here’s a really weird thing. Back in 2017, a guy was shot by police inside the Parliament grounds after killing some people on Westminster bridge with a car. In the press footage at the time, there was a [policeman with a really long finger showing excellent trigger discipline](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-39355940) – it’s the third picture down in this article.
Does the Met armed response have a special long-fingered PC? Do they routinely photoshop *bad* trigger discipline? I think we deserve an answer.
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the long finger of the law
He does the cavity searches
That’s a police officer, not a member of the King’s Guard.
He’s using the Met-approved technique of making sure his finger isn’t on the trigger so he doesn’t accidentally shoot his knackers off if he sneezes. He also offers free prostate exams to his colleagues – usually with their consent.
That’s a spliff.
They call them fingers, but I’ve never seen them fing. Until now
That’s exactly where your finger should be if you don’t plan on firing that very second.
PC phone home….
He’s increasing the mean finger length in Buckingham Palace to just below average
That’s a police officer
“Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing”
You know what they say…
He’s photoshopped his finger to make it look bigger. Typical Met PC…..
Everything reminds me of my proctologist.
So that’s a copper, or did the joke go woosh ??
All the kings horses and all the kings men
thats actually a pistol
Wait how many kings does the country have?!
r/absoluteunits
Royal Prostate Checker
Dear God! Look at the size of it!
And they still couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again
Wait a minute. These are fake hands!
Not a kings guard. RPG
Ask your missus
They used to be the Queen’s guards until quite recently.
All the better to shoot you with.
On that Chris brown juice
Daddy fingers
His fingers find special holes…..
No , sausage fingers .most of them live in Richmond or travel down from Cumberland.
It’s finger lickin’ good!
Finglonger
All the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn’t out humpty together again. Because they had long fingers.
Bet his Mrs loves them
The end of his finger is not the finger but something white on his uniform underneath. You can see the finger change colour half way
Sorry, he doesn’t actually have an abnormally long finger
Only when pointing at their penises.
Ah, Professor Farnsworth invented the finglonger, I see!
“pull my finger”
Yes, officer, I do have drugs stashed up my shit box. Oh, you’re going to search me? Oh no 😏
***IT’S PROBIN’ TIME!!!***
_not_ a king’s guard
Yes
They’re all distant relatives of The Hitcher.
Yes, the king chooses them based off their fingers,…But none should be a resplendent as old charley, king girth banger, the prime sausage finger blaster…
So here’s a really weird thing. Back in 2017, a guy was shot by police inside the Parliament grounds after killing some people on Westminster bridge with a car. In the press footage at the time, there was a [policeman with a really long finger showing excellent trigger discipline](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-39355940) – it’s the third picture down in this article.
Does the Met armed response have a special long-fingered PC? Do they routinely photoshop *bad* trigger discipline? I think we deserve an answer.
Yes, They are genetically modified.