I don’t want to know what’s happening at Bolton station… by Liverspoon18 Tags:Casual UKUnited Kingdom 29 comments The station is being refurbished https://www.networkrailmediacentre.co.uk/news/advance-notice-to-passengers-about-bolton-station-lift-work Sorry, dodgy stomach Absolutely nothing new, I took a huge shit and blocked the pipes. It seems the situation with the toilets was elevated. poonami We’re Bolton we’re barmy we’re on the piss tonight There’s shit everywhere in Bolton. On a completely unrelated note, the toilets are being refurbished. Because…Eddie found the railway station and started a stampede out the way. Sorry, it was curry night. The people of Bolton are happening to Bolton station. 😉 Either that or there is/was a footie match recently/soon, and the loos have been trashed and someone has used the lift as a toilet. The general state of the trains at Bolton in particular have absolutely taken the piss for quite a while now. Poonami It’s so fucked up, its being renamed from Bolton to Strapon Someone threw all the toilets down the lift. Literally almost chocked on a sandwich reading this! Surely “all toilets out of order” trumps “various toilets on platforms 1-3 out of order” Mega shitter “its just a prank bro” Sounds like a literal shitshow. George Michael – “Various Toilets” (1998) We don’t want your lot in Southport. X Train food eh Bolton being Bolton As a former President said. It’s a shit hole. Just living up to being a shit hole! Bolton Station is having a crisis The Hellmouth has opened I haven’t been to Bolton station for about 15 years so I don’t know if it has changed much, but it barely had toilets in the first place. Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
The station is being refurbished https://www.networkrailmediacentre.co.uk/news/advance-notice-to-passengers-about-bolton-station-lift-work
There’s shit everywhere in Bolton. On a completely unrelated note, the toilets are being refurbished.
The people of Bolton are happening to Bolton station. 😉 Either that or there is/was a footie match recently/soon, and the loos have been trashed and someone has used the lift as a toilet.
The general state of the trains at Bolton in particular have absolutely taken the piss for quite a while now.
I haven’t been to Bolton station for about 15 years so I don’t know if it has changed much, but it barely had toilets in the first place.
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The station is being refurbished https://www.networkrailmediacentre.co.uk/news/advance-notice-to-passengers-about-bolton-station-lift-work
Sorry, dodgy stomach
Absolutely nothing new,
I took a huge shit and blocked the pipes.
It seems the situation with the toilets was elevated.
poonami
We’re Bolton we’re barmy we’re on the piss tonight
There’s shit everywhere in Bolton.
On a completely unrelated note, the toilets are being refurbished.
Because…Eddie found the railway station and started a stampede out the way.
Sorry, it was curry night.
The people of Bolton are happening to Bolton station. 😉
Either that or there is/was a footie match recently/soon, and the loos have been trashed and someone has used the lift as a toilet.
The general state of the trains at Bolton in particular have absolutely taken the piss for quite a while now.
Poonami
It’s so fucked up, its being renamed from Bolton to Strapon
Someone threw all the toilets down the lift.
Literally almost chocked on a sandwich reading this!
Surely “all toilets out of order” trumps “various toilets on platforms 1-3 out of order”
Mega shitter
“its just a prank bro”
Sounds like a literal shitshow.
George Michael – “Various Toilets” (1998)
We don’t want your lot in Southport. X
Train food eh
Bolton being Bolton
As a former President said. It’s a shit hole.
Just living up to being a shit hole!
Bolton Station is having a crisis
The Hellmouth has opened
I haven’t been to Bolton station for about 15 years so I don’t know if it has changed much, but it barely had toilets in the first place.