Fr*nch

by Small-Interest-3837

24 comments
  1. hon hon hon hon hooon 🇨🇵🥐🍷🥖🇨🇵🇨🇵

  2. *L’image humoristique vous vous partagez sur la toile

    Please at least speak french properly

  3. Nah, that would be the québécois.

    We are please to butcher our language with english ugliness. In Montréal not so much – we often make jokes on them and their funny invented french words.

  4. That’s less a nationalistic thing aimed at the other countries, and more a old grumpy cunts thing that nag us all the time about how “french must remain pure and never evolve blabla”.

    They call it the Académie Française, except you don’t have to be an academic figure to be in. Most of them aren’t linguists or searchers, they’re old cunts who have got their seat because they were friends with the other old cunts.

    It’s like the english monarchy, no one really knows why they’re still there but it would make old people very sad if we got rid of them now so they get to annoy us a bit longer.

  5. Mhmm …. we need to invade again… but paris seems scary

  6. it’s sharez, if you use “vous” as a pronoun it needs to end in -ez

  7. Fabricated german propaganda, you fell off since Goebbels left charge

  8. Is that an actual thing in France? I thought it was just in Quebec

  9. I hope French devolves into an even more disgusting, English influenced, pidgin. Its taken nearly one thousand years but Harold II’s revenge is coming.

  10. We need a name for the new replicator, a noun that conveys the idea of a unit of cultural transmission, or a unit of imitation. ‘Mimeme’ comes from a suitable Greek root, but I want a monosyllable that sounds a bit like ‘gene’. I hope my classicist friends will forgive me if I abbreviate mimeme to meme. If it is any consolation, it could alternatively be thought of as being related to ‘memory’, **or to the French word même**. It should be pronounced to rhyme with ‘cream’. [Richard Dawkins, “The Selfish Gene,” 1976]

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