He's so, so convinced that he's right, guys, it's ado able. Let's all show him how much we love it when Americans yell in our faces about how much more Scottish they are than us because of DNA! Roll out the red carpet for our new liege lord and Saviour of Scotchland!

He's now being a right weapon about it, so if you want to join in th fun over on YouTube here's the video and he's in the replies to the top comment:
https://youtu.be/kgwaq9oIbKs?si=fXBou3GAEmbNfniH

by External_Pace_465

17 comments

  1. Seems like this person has mental needs and is troubled in the head.

    Almost seems cruel to laugh at him.

    Almost…

  2. Why are they all so obsessed about this sort of thing. It’s not like you’d ever hear one of us going “Oh i’m blah % french and my great great grandfather came from Norway” etc etc. Do they not get that they’ll only ever be seen as just Americans?

    Although this guy in particular seems unhinged.

  3. I made sure to let him know that he has, indeed, united at least the Scots and Irish, just not quite in the way he hoped to.

  5. “William Wallace was Welsh” gave me whiplash as a Welsh guy.

    His family were probably just Brythonic speakers from Strathclyde, but again we know very very little about his background

  6. 6.5% Native American now, too.. He really wants to tick all the boxes

  7. You guys are harsh.

    It’s sad enough he’s got to live his days in some shithole suburb in America. Let him have his fantasy.

  8. He has almost certainly been using the (mormon) FamilySearch website, which notoriously has family trees going all the way back to Adam and Eve and which contain a lot of wishful thinking and a dearth of actual documentation.

  9. Proof positive that a fanny is a fanny no matter where it is from, how many dubious web sites they have delved into to give “credence” to their claims or how much of Colombias finest has been ingested along the way. Gaun yersel ya fanny, straighten yer tinfoil hat and have a good night pal

  11. Omg, is this the same eejit who was churning out crappy poems the other day?

  12. “So that should catch you up to speed on what I am”.

    Please don’t make us tell you what you are.

  13. the American diaspora (particularly the Irish one) dose not exist unless you are 1st gen from immigrant parents. End of. They have no legitimate cultural claim to Say they are French, German ect and we need to start challenging them on this.

  15. ‘InDePEndENt ReSeaRCh’ … aye right. 10 minutes on Google.

  16. As we might say in Ireland, this guy is as mad as a bag of spiders.

  17. He’s everyone but himself, because everyone else is far more interesting.

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