My solution to Israel-Palestine conflict

by mindoffreddy

17 comments
  1. Jokes aside. We(the world) already tried that. The league of nations voted on a mandate that the UK( France was supposed to help,I think) would split the land between Jews and Arabs.

    Israeli terrorists bombed, assassinated and lynched British soldiers in the streets. Until we left.

    The only solution I can think of in modern times, is this.

    NOBODY is allowed to live there . No Jews, Muslims, Christians. The UN governs it as a religious tourist zone. Fair on everyone . Everyone is equally pissed off.

  2. What we need to do is collectively walk away from it and wash our hands of it.

    Stone age holy wars that don’t concern us. I can’t say i hold the Palestinians in much regard but these Israelis have come across as utter bastards.

  3. A good solution would be to give Israel and the occupied Palestinian territories to Belgium. Wallons get one side, Flanders gets the other.

    Every six months, they switch.

  4. “I support a one state solution”
    The one state solution:

  5. blow it all up, expand the dead sea and make a water park

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