I feel like us English tag teaming with the Scottish should take the initiative and get the land first. I hear they have particularly interesting rocks to study.
Nice try Spain. This would break the treaty of tacotortillas.
Felipe VI is actually the King of Jerusalem, so I think this is the only real solution for the conflict.
Another Brazil on the middle-east? Isn´t the South American and European Brazils enough?
Pastéis de nata in the Holy Land? Sounds good to me
You both have some, erm, history about tolerating a) Jews and b) Arab Muslims in your countries. 🤨
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Come on Joao you’re really not gonna give yourself Al-Galicia?
Ah yes, the Treaty of Tordesinai
Give a peace Nobel prize to this dude, quickly
By all means renaming Palestine as “New Portugal” would give a +2000% buff against invaders. Now we just need to make Israel as dumb as the spaniards used to be.
Very fun meme op
Perfect ! Now we will get cheap flights to Tel-Aviv from Luxembourg, to enjoy a Vinho Verde on the beachfront after having a Pasteis de Nata and a Bicafe.
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I was going to split it in half like the good ol days, but New Galicia needs their coast for business purposes.
Großdeutschland
The new Tordesillas treaty.
Deal
New problems? Old solutions!
Now that I think of it.
Did either of us participate in the crusades for Palestine or that was exclusively a Frank/English/German thing?
You can have this João, no spices = no Dutch interest.
I present my solution to the conflict:
https://i.redd.it/vbtm70q91brc1.gif
I call it “Deus vult!”
King of Jerusalem
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https://preview.redd.it/vi4yt7eh1brc1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=04d91b2e0f6a28770be2aad455b47518f8421220
New Olivenza still in Spain right?
Where’s the pope when you need him?
Your terms are acceptable.
Can’t wait for those middle eastern spices…
Nothings changed?
I feel like us English tag teaming with the Scottish should take the initiative and get the land first. I hear they have particularly interesting rocks to study.
Nice try Spain. This would break the treaty of tacotortillas.
Felipe VI is actually the King of Jerusalem, so I think this is the only real solution for the conflict.
Another Brazil on the middle-east? Isn´t the South American and European Brazils enough?
Pastéis de nata in the Holy Land? Sounds good to me
You both have some, erm, history about tolerating a) Jews and b) Arab Muslims in your countries. 🤨
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Come on Joao you’re really not gonna give yourself Al-Galicia?
Ah yes, the Treaty of Tordesinai
Give a peace Nobel prize to this dude, quickly
By all means renaming Palestine as “New Portugal” would give a +2000% buff against invaders. Now we just need to make Israel as dumb as the spaniards used to be.
Very fun meme op
Perfect ! Now we will get cheap flights to Tel-Aviv from Luxembourg, to enjoy a Vinho Verde on the beachfront after having a Pasteis de Nata and a Bicafe.
https://preview.redd.it/yrwvszwhabrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95faabfe7506583ed993e05c141baa639a266ada
We will steal Portugals half
Cannot wait for New Catalonia declare their independence.
Sim
Lets ask the pope about it!
It should be one state….run by the British again
Why do we have to draw a normal border? Can we just drop a straight line with everything after being spanish and everything before portuguese?
Awww look the brothers are gonna work together to solve one of them many problematic asshole situations in the world.
So proud of them!
