Hans, please explain

20 comments

1. Hans was too busy punching Romans in the face and eating boar to practice sculpting

2. Looks like an animal cracker

   https://preview.redd.it/izhhigy36crc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd93cf9a29c024a4311729e1533f800c28bcdf0c

3. That neckbracelet is celtic no?

4. The secret is gayness.

5. Tom of Finland looking motherfucker

6. Ah yes, the Dying *Gaul*, sculpted by a *Greek*.

   Most informed Belgian 2we4u poster.

7. I’m pretty sure the statue titled “the Dying Gaul” depicts a Gaul, not a German.

8. The one on the right looks more true to life.

9. The German looks like he went in the forest and ate some mushrooms.

10. https://preview.redd.it/f8f1syipfcrc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c95b1e5df9a591069b1213409247749beb418b7c

11. Dadaism. I know, too advanced for you savages.

12. Better Weed in Germania.

13. The handsome moustachu is a Gaul, sculpted by a Greek.

    Hellada – France friendship from 2500 years ago.

14. That’s old Flatfaced Reiner. He has a summerhome in West Jutland

15. We are.. extremely humble 😇

16. We definitely raised requirements for attending artshool since then

17. The left one looks like a 1990 Worldcup football player of our national team

18. Hitler never had a chance at artschool culturally

19. thats a Gaul, not a Germanic

20. Bu- bu- but aren’t they square faced?