You’d be gutted if it died after 2 weeks.

by matomo23

24 comments
  1. Eight hundred quid?! Does it only grow in unicorn shit?

  2. That’s a pricing error, I’ve never seen one at that size for more than £30/40.

  3. It looks like a bunch of twigs. I can get those from the park for free.

  4. I’ve spent time around people who cultivate bonsai trees including acers and no species of acer available at a garden centre should ever cost this much – over £500 you’re looking at a decades-old work of art that’s had careful attention paid to shaping it for years.

  5. I’d expect it to be dead after two weeks given my history with plants. And £800…I’d almost think it was a piss take price but probably not.

  6. That pricetag is definitely wrong, if you spend more than like £50 on a young Japanese Maple (which is what this is), then you’ve been robbed. Maybe if it was full size, then you could justify £800

  7. Here’s some sad insider knowledge from a garden centre worker. That will be from a Dutch company called Plantline who specialise in “specimen” trees such as Acers and Photinia. You can see some north of 1500 in some garden centres and they do sell

  8. All it needs is a pair of googly eyes and it’ll be snapped right up 🙂

  9. I’m putting that in my bag and walking nonchalantly past the till

  10. Omg I have that tree in my garden ! I knew it was a pricy tree my mother planted it years ago but I didn’t know they were that pricy ! Are they really that expencive or is that a mistake on the label ?

    I’ve all but killed the thing and don’t know what to do . It was growing out of controll and over the foof next door so I didn’t have a choice and cut quite a few branches off . Now it’s kinda dead on one side . It is still growing some leaves but I don’t know what to do have I ruined it ?

  11. Pretty grossly overpriced! I sell the same thing, approx £300

  12. Posh garden centres catering to twats with too much money. Growing Acers from cuttings is surprisingly simple. Bit of rooting hormone powder, a sharp blade, and cutting the green shoots will get you loads.

    If you have a neighbour with one, ask them if they’d let you take some cuttings. Take ages to grow, mind, but worth it.

  13. Fuck that, just take some secateurs and take a cutting.

    Obviously buy some rooting hormone powder, gotta buy *something* otherwise you’d feel guilty.

  14. I’m not entirely sure why CasualUK keeps getting suggested to me as someone from California, but I cannot fathom why anyone would pay that. This costs $180 (£142.58) in our nice locally owned garden center, and is even cheaper at the bigger chain stores.

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