Any countries space programme is only as good as their captured Nazi…technically Germany won the space race
Also NASA had to use the metric system to get to the Moon in the first place
Well we could also start listing all the other american space accomplishments but that would break the circle jerk.
Those are such beta accomplishments. The Americans won this one, fellas.
ESA has a symbol of its own, you realize?
Yeah, we are space racists 🚗😎
Hey guys how’s Ariane 6 coming along?
Those aren’t really wins seeing as no one knows about them, but everyone knows about the 1969 landing
Is this “Space Race” in the room with us right now Hans?
The expresso one deserves a Nobel.
Does this include the Rooskys?
Of all the things to make this meme for, you chose one of the only ones for which it doesn’t apply
Now I do love a bit of yank bashing, especially in the defence of Europe, but they are all massive accomplishments and should all be level on the podium
But obviously Europe takes up more of the podium
Sometimes I almost forget this sub is satire
Give me break, Eutard
The French flag is on the moon
“1st espresso machine in Space”
Yeah cause thats worth way more than 1st man on the moon
Did you ran out of space achievements or why is the coffee machine in there
There will be a European on the moon soon through the Artemis mission, probably before 2030
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You forgot “first nazi scientist caught”.
Very good. As a Barry, I would also like to add the [first proper cup of tea in space.](https://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/dec/14/heston-blumenthal-tim-peake-channel-4-eauropean-space-station)
Any countries space programme is only as good as their captured Nazi…technically Germany won the space race
Also NASA had to use the metric system to get to the Moon in the first place
Well we could also start listing all the other american space accomplishments but that would break the circle jerk.
Those are such beta accomplishments. The Americans won this one, fellas.
ESA has a symbol of its own, you realize?
Yeah, we are space racists 🚗😎
Hey guys how’s Ariane 6 coming along?
Those aren’t really wins seeing as no one knows about them, but everyone knows about the 1969 landing
Is this “Space Race” in the room with us right now Hans?
The expresso one deserves a Nobel.
Does this include the Rooskys?
Of all the things to make this meme for, you chose one of the only ones for which it doesn’t apply
Now I do love a bit of yank bashing, especially in the defence of Europe, but they are all massive accomplishments and should all be level on the podium
But obviously Europe takes up more of the podium
Sometimes I almost forget this sub is satire
Give me break, Eutard
The French flag is on the moon
“1st espresso machine in Space”
Yeah cause thats worth way more than 1st man on the moon
Did you ran out of space achievements or why is the coffee machine in there
There will be a European on the moon soon through the Artemis mission, probably before 2030