At least he’s had the decency to turn the gas off.
Carbon footprint and all that.
Dire times when a seagull owns property before you do
I read the title in my head with the voice of David Attenborough
I didn’t want to be the one to write it (I was supposed to be one of the ones who came here just to make sure someone else had already written it, see it, go “ohhwwghh”, and then think less of the person who wrote it), but it turns out no one has yet and the world will be an unerupted wen until they do: burgullry.
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Garrr, we be calling that a sea-squatter.
But you are implying that Mr Seagull is not the homeowner -Staring proudly out from his living-room window!
He’s the tenant now
Lovely garden
You may have just discovered the home of u/BECKY_IS_HERE.
I wonder what happened to her?
It’s the seagull’s house now.
I think it could be [Jonathan Livingroom Seagull](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Livingston_Seagull)
At least he’s had the decency to turn the gas off.
Carbon footprint and all that.
Dire times when a seagull owns property before you do
I read the title in my head with the voice of David Attenborough
I didn’t want to be the one to write it (I was supposed to be one of the ones who came here just to make sure someone else had already written it, see it, go “ohhwwghh”, and then think less of the person who wrote it), but it turns out no one has yet and the world will be an unerupted wen until they do: burgullry.