3 decades? It felt a tad bit longer than that to us.
And it finally led to the demise of his empire.
Good riddance!
I rather think that this Guy has waited for lightning for 3 decades…
He didn’t though. He was against annexing Elsass-Lothringen, because he knew it would make Germany and France enemies.
Try being france during the 16th to 17th century. We had such a bone to pick with the siesta boys and their fritz lapdog our catholic king allied with the protestants he had been murdering after he learned the catholic league was getting cozy with the spanish. Non stop cat fight from the 1st war of italy in 1494 to the treaty of the pyrenean in 1659.
Unlike the engaylish they did fold to us in the end
That man in his last days was the first one to see that Germany was going down the drain because the Kaiser and his yes men in the military thought they were invincible.
he didnt hate them; he just played them like a fiddle in the right moment lmao
Best chancellor we ever had
And now we will have to pay 20% to boomers so the ponzi- pension system won’t collapse.
Thanks du Otto!
Edit: 22,3%
One must really be German to wear such a ridiculous hat and moustache yet look so serious. He look like a tin head sad walrus.
3 decades? Is that all?

No need to wait for Bismarck for that.
We had hated the archenemy since 1688, when they backstabbed the HRE during the Great Turkish War to get their hands on Straßburg and burnt the surrounding cities for shits and giggles.
3 decades? you insult us those are not even rookie numbers
I think the only people he hated were Social-Democrats and all that anti-nobility riff raff. Everything else was just professionalism, to keep the Hohenzollern state afloat in times of multiple revolutions, political, social, economic, technological.
No one hates us more than we hate ourselves…
And fuck, he did
Did he really hated us or did he just saw us as rival? That’s a big difference
Didnt Bismarck want to leave Alsace and Lorraine (excuse me, Elzass und Lothringoen) alone, and not to annex them? A price to pay to avoid a two front war he knew Germany could not win?
They should have invaded us and kept the French out back then 🥲
Or every monarch of England since William the conqueror
Anyone who is not stuck with the base knowledge of a highschool student regarding History knows France was the main responsible of the Great War.
Théophile Delcassé can suck my dick. And I will die on this hill.
Common Bismarck W
He’s an honorary Briton for everything he did to cuck France
In my opinion, Bismarck stands as one of Europe’s most skilled politicians since Augustus. His foreign policy was far more nuanced than the oversimplified notion of ‘Fuck France.’ It appears some struggle to appreciate concepts beyond such simplistic portrayals.
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Pickelhaube 🤤
Immaculate moustache
3 decades? It felt a tad bit longer than that to us.
And it finally led to the demise of his empire.
Good riddance!
I rather think that this Guy has waited for lightning for 3 decades…
He didn’t though. He was against annexing Elsass-Lothringen, because he knew it would make Germany and France enemies.
Try being france during the 16th to 17th century. We had such a bone to pick with the siesta boys and their fritz lapdog our catholic king allied with the protestants he had been murdering after he learned the catholic league was getting cozy with the spanish. Non stop cat fight from the 1st war of italy in 1494 to the treaty of the pyrenean in 1659.
Unlike the engaylish they did fold to us in the end
That man in his last days was the first one to see that Germany was going down the drain because the Kaiser and his yes men in the military thought they were invincible.
he didnt hate them; he just played them like a fiddle in the right moment lmao
Best chancellor we ever had
And now we will have to pay 20% to boomers so the ponzi- pension system won’t collapse.
Thanks du Otto!
Edit: 22,3%
One must really be German to wear such a ridiculous hat and moustache yet look so serious. He look like a tin head sad walrus.
3 decades? Is that all?

No need to wait for Bismarck for that.
We had hated the archenemy since 1688, when they backstabbed the HRE during the Great Turkish War to get their hands on Straßburg and burnt the surrounding cities for shits and giggles.
3 decades? you insult us those are not even rookie numbers
I think the only people he hated were Social-Democrats and all that anti-nobility riff raff. Everything else was just professionalism, to keep the Hohenzollern state afloat in times of multiple revolutions, political, social, economic, technological.
No one hates us more than we hate ourselves…
And fuck, he did
Did he really hated us or did he just saw us as rival? That’s a big difference
Didnt Bismarck want to leave Alsace and Lorraine (excuse me, Elzass und Lothringoen) alone, and not to annex them? A price to pay to avoid a two front war he knew Germany could not win?
They should have invaded us and kept the French out back then 🥲
And he was based as hell for that. [fuck em frenchies](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=VYxUpS_IVsHmUXgn)
Or every monarch of England since William the conqueror
Anyone who is not stuck with the base knowledge of a highschool student regarding History knows France was the main responsible of the Great War.
Théophile Delcassé can suck my dick. And I will die on this hill.
Common Bismarck W
He’s an honorary Briton for everything he did to cuck France
In my opinion, Bismarck stands as one of Europe’s most skilled politicians since Augustus. His foreign policy was far more nuanced than the oversimplified notion of ‘Fuck France.’ It appears some struggle to appreciate concepts beyond such simplistic portrayals.