This is like adding resisting arrest to a serial killer.
Evangelists said he was a gift from God, so…
If THAT’S what does it, I dunno if I have much respect for this god fellow.
If there was a god, Trump would have fried in a volley of lightening long ago.
Sometimes I wished I believed in hell, but I’m an atheist.
I don’t care about mythological damnation. I care about consequences here and now for the actual crimes he continues to commit.
Threatening violence, fraud, and contempt for the law are all better reasons than a silly bible stunt to damn him here and now to an extended stay in a windowless cell.
He’s the antichrist, his place in hell is already secure.
It’s a smart move, the bible thing. It will allow churches to contribute to his campaign without it being seen as donating to his campaign, which is against the law. They will buy thousands of bibles without hesitation.
This is probably the smartest thing I’ve seen him do.
Seems to me if one was actually a billionaire, and actually believed in the teachings of Jesus Christ, then one would simply buy and give away as many Bibles as one could.
IDK though, I’m not a billionaire or a Christian.
Unprecedented? How about unpresidential?
I like to think he’s living in a hell right now. No matter the act he puts on. His brain is turning to mush, and his crowds are looking the other way while he rambles incoherently. I wouldn’t wish dementia on anyone… Except him.
Trump’s bible has nothing to do with theological discourse. It is just a blatant attempt to utilize religion for political ends.
If there is heaven or hell I am sure he can buy some judges over there as well.
I know it’s been said ad nauseum, but imagine if Obama did this. Or really, anyone else. It’d be an instant career ender. For Trump, it was Tuesday.
Good thing for trump then that 1) god isn’t real, 2) Christianity is bullshit and 3) hell doesn’t exist.
Honestly, I’d rather see him facing the music for his deeds here rather than relying on some divine intervention
He’s been eternally damned since the 70’s.
I just wonder why people would buy something the seller hasn’t read.
It doesn’t help, but there were at least 60 years worth of things before that.
Yup. It’s shilling a Bible that’ll do it. Not the raping he’s done. It’s the shilling of a Bible.
He was already going there long before he became a bible salesman.
Quite obviously the answer is to rewrite the Bible or just remove problematic passages.
Seriously with this headline?
Can we just get on with the real consequences, and not worry about the fake ones?
One day in heaven some Jewish friends were sitting around talking and laughing. One of the friends told a joke about the holocaust, and they all laughed. But suddenly the booming voice of god rang out and said, THAT IS NOT FUNNY! The guy who told the joke looked up and replied, sorry, guess you had to be there.
I don’t think Trump even believes in God. Dude just knows saying so will get him the vote of all the evangelicals. His white/orange face get all the racist vote… which is a decent chunk.
All he needs to do is just scare the rest into voting for him with whatever fear tactics he’ll cone up with this time (remember the “convoy” of all those illegals?)
All jokes aside, and despite his many crimes, this really might be the last straw for a lot of folks. The very notion of a bible salesman is laughable. It’s an absurd notion that is straight out of a Laurel and Hardy sketch. He’s Big Dan Teague, with the robe on. Even more apt he is “The Badger”. A salesman for god and country. It shows the depth of his moral corruption as he attempts to sell the word of god wrapped in plastic and made by abused workers. It’s amazing in the truest sense of the word.
…
…Ah Yes.
It wasn’t the rape, the stochastic terrorism, letting people who dont vote for him dies of a disease, the theft, the adultery, the racism, contempt of court, or getting people killed by inciting a riot at the capitol.
Clearly… its the selling bibles that will do it.
I don’t give a damn about his eternal soul. I’d much prefer to see him suffer any kind of punishment in this plane of existence.
And if he does end up in Hell, it won’t be for his sins. The devil will welcome him home to a seat of honour for all the misery and evil he caused in his time on earth.
Oh, for fucks sake. It didn’t earn him eternal anything. Because he’ll live at most around 100 years. As a percentage of eternity, that is effectively zero.
Religious influencers like Trump know they are peddling bullshit. Eternal damnation isn’t real. There are consequences in this life or there are no consequences at all. The man is going to die fucking free because people are insanely stupid.
Dangerous for his soul? Trump doesn’t have a soul.
Author forgot blasphemy. Using god for personal profit is blasphemy.
Devil: You’re sharing a pit of eternal hellfire and damnation with Rudy.
Trump: I want my own pit!
Devil: Fuck off. Those are the rules.
I don’t believe in Christian mythology, but if I did I’d be pretty sure this dude checks all the boxes for the anti-Christ.
Yeah because hawking $60 blasphemy bibles was a step too far. It wasn’t breaking the other 9 commandments. (His covid response clearly violated the sixth amendment)
Hell is not real and his eternal damnation will be losing the election again and succumbing to dementia much like his father Fred Trump did.
I think the rapes did that.
Not the rape?
Thats the most accurate portrait of Trump I’ve ever seen
Sooo not the rape?
Good, we can count on the afterlife to take care of it as the American legal and political system is fucking useless and will never hold him to account.
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This is like adding resisting arrest to a serial killer.
Evangelists said he was a gift from God, so…
If THAT’S what does it, I dunno if I have much respect for this god fellow.
If there was a god, Trump would have fried in a volley of lightening long ago.
Sometimes I wished I believed in hell, but I’m an atheist.
I don’t care about mythological damnation. I care about consequences here and now for the actual crimes he continues to commit.
Threatening violence, fraud, and contempt for the law are all better reasons than a silly bible stunt to damn him here and now to an extended stay in a windowless cell.
He’s the antichrist, his place in hell is already secure.
It’s a smart move, the bible thing. It will allow churches to contribute to his campaign without it being seen as donating to his campaign, which is against the law. They will buy thousands of bibles without hesitation.
This is probably the smartest thing I’ve seen him do.
Seems to me if one was actually a billionaire, and actually believed in the teachings of Jesus Christ, then one would simply buy and give away as many Bibles as one could.
IDK though, I’m not a billionaire or a Christian.
Unprecedented? How about unpresidential?
I like to think he’s living in a hell right now. No matter the act he puts on. His brain is turning to mush, and his crowds are looking the other way while he rambles incoherently. I wouldn’t wish dementia on anyone… Except him.
Trump’s bible has nothing to do with theological discourse. It is just a blatant attempt to utilize religion for political ends.
If there is heaven or hell I am sure he can buy some judges over there as well.
I know it’s been said ad nauseum, but imagine if Obama did this. Or really, anyone else. It’d be an instant career ender. For Trump, it was Tuesday.
Good thing for trump then that 1) god isn’t real, 2) Christianity is bullshit and 3) hell doesn’t exist.
Honestly, I’d rather see him facing the music for his deeds here rather than relying on some divine intervention
He’s been eternally damned since the 70’s.
I just wonder why people would buy something the seller hasn’t read.
It doesn’t help, but there were at least 60 years worth of things before that.
Yup. It’s shilling a Bible that’ll do it. Not the raping he’s done. It’s the shilling of a Bible.
He was already going there long before he became a bible salesman.
Quite obviously the answer is to rewrite the Bible or just remove problematic passages.
Seriously with this headline?
Can we just get on with the real consequences, and not worry about the fake ones?
One day in heaven some Jewish friends were sitting around talking and laughing. One of the friends told a joke about the holocaust, and they all laughed. But suddenly the booming voice of god rang out and said, THAT IS NOT FUNNY! The guy who told the joke looked up and replied, sorry, guess you had to be there.
I don’t think Trump even believes in God. Dude just knows saying so will get him the vote of all the evangelicals. His white/orange face get all the racist vote… which is a decent chunk.
All he needs to do is just scare the rest into voting for him with whatever fear tactics he’ll cone up with this time (remember the “convoy” of all those illegals?)
All jokes aside, and despite his many crimes, this really might be the last straw for a lot of folks. The very notion of a bible salesman is laughable. It’s an absurd notion that is straight out of a Laurel and Hardy sketch. He’s Big Dan Teague, with the robe on. Even more apt he is “The Badger”. A salesman for god and country. It shows the depth of his moral corruption as he attempts to sell the word of god wrapped in plastic and made by abused workers. It’s amazing in the truest sense of the word.
…
…Ah Yes.
It wasn’t the rape, the stochastic terrorism, letting people who dont vote for him dies of a disease, the theft, the adultery, the racism, contempt of court, or getting people killed by inciting a riot at the capitol.
Clearly… its the selling bibles that will do it.
I don’t give a damn about his eternal soul. I’d much prefer to see him suffer any kind of punishment in this plane of existence.
And if he does end up in Hell, it won’t be for his sins. The devil will welcome him home to a seat of honour for all the misery and evil he caused in his time on earth.
Oh, for fucks sake. It didn’t earn him eternal anything. Because he’ll live at most around 100 years. As a percentage of eternity, that is effectively zero.
Religious influencers like Trump know they are peddling bullshit. Eternal damnation isn’t real. There are consequences in this life or there are no consequences at all. The man is going to die fucking free because people are insanely stupid.
Dangerous for his soul? Trump doesn’t have a soul.
Author forgot blasphemy. Using god for personal profit is blasphemy.
Devil: You’re sharing a pit of eternal hellfire and damnation with Rudy.
Trump: I want my own pit!
Devil: Fuck off. Those are the rules.
I don’t believe in Christian mythology, but if I did I’d be pretty sure this dude checks all the boxes for the anti-Christ.
Yeah because hawking $60 blasphemy bibles was a step too far. It wasn’t breaking the other 9 commandments. (His covid response clearly violated the sixth amendment)
Hell is not real and his eternal damnation will be losing the election again and succumbing to dementia much like his father Fred Trump did.
I think the rapes did that.
Not the rape?
Thats the most accurate portrait of Trump I’ve ever seen
Sooo not the rape?
Good, we can count on the afterlife to take care of it as the American legal and political system is fucking useless and will never hold him to account.