There’s a place on Mars called Tooting. I’m thinking of running for Mayor on the ‘platform’ of extending the Northern Line to there. I hear property is cheaper – though apparently there’s no atmosphere. (Sorry!)

by TheManFromConlig

2 comments
  1. Maybe while you’re at it you could extend the line through Bermoondsey.

  2. nominations closed for the election this week. otherwise a sound plan.

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