Attention all on r/Ireland's land,
An April Fool's rule that we've planned.
For jest and laughter, we've devised,
A rhyme decree to be surmised.
From politics to pints, and all in between,
Every comment and (non-link)post, must have a rhyming scheme.
So sharpen your verses, your couplets, your lines,
Let's see who's the master of these rhyming confines.
So heed their words, let your muse ignite,
In Ste Brown's beats or Yeats' moonlight.
For in their artistry, you'll surely find,
A world of inspiration, to expand your mind.
But heed this warning, lest you be banned,
For in this realm, rhymes rule the land!
But fear not, dear members, 'tis just for a day,
Tomorrow, back to normal, in our miserable way.
by AutoModerator
25 comments
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If I might make just one small suggestion,
I suppose a ride is out of the question?
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Class.
Rhyming are we?
Oh we shall see,
Our rhymes shall be heard across the sea!
I think it is fun,
That the rhymes they have come,
Let’s stave off tomorrow, when the rhyming is done.
Let the misery be,
A rhyme I’ll decree,
Then I’ll settle down for a cuppa hot tea.
I’m no yeats but sure look.
I suppose from this hour, we are all in your power. It’s an awful pity, that I can’t post about Fair City. Oh and I almost forgot, I’d say the next 24 hours will tell alot.
Oil is mostly transported in big tankers, a lot of the posters on this sub are wankers,
I did a poo in the zoo. Cow went moo and got the flu. Kangaroo for me and you. Clown went boo in the loo. On the beer , bag is near. Oh no, got to go! Don’t eat… yellow snow.
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The mods decree what mods can,
Deeds quite impossible for Man,
But one prize is beyond my reach,
I fear I cannot master this speech:
About a subjugated thread,
Among comments banned and dead,
The mods stalk with hands on hips,
While drivel gushes from their lips.
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Let’s make up a rule that no one will enjoy.
One that is sure to annoy.
Hark these words, I speak no crap
I’d rather shit in my hands and clap
I might have attempted
to give this a go
I was really quite tempted
But my brain’s screaming “NO”
Whatever you say,
I’ll be using ChatGPT for the day
ChatGPT write a poem for me.
Make it rhyme, for I don’t have time.
Make it as glorious as can be,
to encourage online piracy.
> In the vast digital realm we sail,
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> Where files and treasures prevail,
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> Whispers of clandestine thrill,
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> Online tides we dare fulfill.
> Through the woven web we glide,
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> In shadows where secrets abide,
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> Bits and bytes dance with glee,
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> A piratical symphony.
> Forbidden fruits within our reach,
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> Torrents crashing on the beach,
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> In a code of hidden grace,
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> We seek the unrevealed space.
> A digital corsair’s bold conquest,
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> In the online world we invest,
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> For those who crave the unapproved,
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> Piracy’s allure has been proved.
Not sure if I like this craic.
Can someone please scratch my back?
Too long didn’t read,
None the less I’ll try to heed
Even though they are lowly Mods, on reddit ireland they think they’re gods,
The mods have gone mad with power. They’ll surely ban more by the hour. Feck this, it’s a joke, I’m goin to walk the dog and have a smoke. Goodnight and god bless, well survive this mess x
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Golly gosh isn’t being Irish just the best, and I’ll play along just in jest.
God bless all those sour pusses with twists in their knickers, and I when I visit in June I’ll bring you all Snickers.
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Wickerman is an RTE shill
Posts bollocks about Fair city
And we foot the bill.
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This is such bullshit. No way I’m down with it. Hairbrained idea by the mods but have at it you silly sods.
I’m so confused. I guess I’ll scroll and be amused.
Some declare this rule a crime, I’d prefer it all the time.