Germany, you’ve tried so hard to imitate our beautiful Dutch language. It is so close to being nice! ❤️
Also, fuck the swedes and norwegians. Finland is alright.
We left because we’re better than you, but we tolerate your existence x
Germans, I’d almost forgive you for taking our bikes. Almost
Euro-pee-an
Everytime my Hungarian partner tells me she’s in the toilet
Portugal, love you as always 😘
Thanks England for not letting other imperial oppressors have a go at us 🥰🥰🥰

I love Germany <3
Gotta give it to the Austrians and Serbs for stopping us having a civil war
Oh god, we’re not going to become Yurop2 are we? Like the EU, but I don’t want to be cringe.
Having said that, Pierre you’ve alway been very friendly, when I go for a trip through the Tunnel sous la Manche.
I don’t know where this stereotype of being rude comes from, though I’ve not been to Paris, and I do make an effort to speak some French.
I’ll vote for Spain in the Eurovision. I don’t like the song, I just do it because it’s Spain.
Uh… I suddenly don’t feel welcome here.
No! Let us die shitposting! Next people will be here talking nice about the French…
I hate you too mates.
The true test is if you can be nice to Americans
We do not deserve love, we deserve adoration, and prayers. You can only truly love your equals, but your betters ? Prayers and adoration are all you should do
I’d like to thank the Romans for leaving us alone.
‘Luv me EU, ‘luv me freedoms, ‘luv me peace, ‘ate quarreling, simple as.
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To start sending some love:
Germany, you’ve tried so hard to imitate our beautiful Dutch language. It is so close to being nice! ❤️
Also, fuck the swedes and norwegians. Finland is alright.
We left because we’re better than you, but we tolerate your existence x
Germans, I’d almost forgive you for taking our bikes. Almost
Euro-pee-an
Everytime my Hungarian partner tells me she’s in the toilet
Portugal, love you as always 😘
Thanks England for not letting other imperial oppressors have a go at us 🥰🥰🥰

I love Germany <3
Gotta give it to the Austrians and Serbs for stopping us having a civil war
Oh god, we’re not going to become Yurop2 are we? Like the EU, but I don’t want to be cringe.
Having said that, Pierre you’ve alway been very friendly, when I go for a trip through the Tunnel sous la Manche.
I don’t know where this stereotype of being rude comes from, though I’ve not been to Paris, and I do make an effort to speak some French.
I’ll vote for Spain in the Eurovision. I don’t like the song, I just do it because it’s Spain.
Uh… I suddenly don’t feel welcome here.
No! Let us die shitposting! Next people will be here talking nice about the French…
I hate you too mates.
The true test is if you can be nice to Americans
We do not deserve love, we deserve adoration, and prayers. You can only truly love your equals, but your betters ? Prayers and adoration are all you should do
I’d like to thank the Romans for leaving us alone.
‘Luv me EU, ‘luv me freedoms, ‘luv me peace, ‘ate quarreling, simple as.