My roots are Celtic through and through , it doesn't matter that I'm a Yankee.
So I came here to show my Irish pride and I'm hoping that you'll thank me.
I've watched the sub so long, it's something I've always wanted to take part in.
So my Irish brothers and sisters from the motherland, please enjoy my family clan tartan.

by ProudTartanMelt

13 comments

  1. Troubles part 2 you’ll be startin, if you’re coming round here talking tartan

  4. Initially this post sparked pity and anger

    Then I consulted with my calendar

  5. Oh woe is me, here I be, listening to codology,
    But it could be worse, listening to verse, in my local about Egyptology

  7. You goddamn yank,

    you sound like you’re sped up on crank.

  8. There once was a yank who liked tartan,
    but never found a kilt to fit his arse in.
    He bought a nice woolen throw,
    And wrapped around him did go,
    “The best thing about kilts is the fartin’”.

  9. I believe your tartan is Buchanan,
    A name from Scotland about a Canon,
    Ye came from Scotland’s Stirlingshire,
    Not Galway, Dublin or Glanmire,
    We get celtic cousins by the dozen and here’s another wearing a Loch Lomand Sporan
    Failte duit on April 1
    You Yankee-doodle celtic son.

  12. I do hope this doesn’t sound curt,
    But that would make an awesome skirt,
    With my docs and funky socks,
    A fashion statement worth the watch.

  13. O flower of Scotland when will we see

    Take your tartan away with thee

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