Explosion erschüttert Café im russischen Woronesch, Fenster zersplittern

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1. Not the windows 🪟🤪

2. Calling it a false flag now. This city is relatively close to Ukraine, so creating a new crisis to justify further mobilizations.

3. Yes more Ukranian Nazi Jew Islamic terrorists did it.

4. Isn’t this city the site of am unusual alien/UFO visitation? If memory serves it was like two large robotic aliens near the city center?

5. Bombing his own people again I see.

6. The war Pootie doesn’t want is coming home.

7. Lavrov calls Shoigu and says: “Listen, Kuzhugetovich, don’t bomb New York, my daughter lives there.”

   Shoigu responds indignantly: “Crap! Peskov asked not to hit London or Paris, and Medvedev said not to hit Berlin, Mizulina said not Belgium, Zhirinovsky said not Switzerland… A lot of others called too, the list is long. Lavrov, where do we even hit?”

   “Hmm… well, fuck it, [hit] Voronezh, no one we care about is there.”

8. Smart, you can’t fall out a window if it’s blown out.

9. Blaming Ukraine in 3… 2… 1…

10. this is a report about something from months ago