Call that a rasher?
It’s mostly rind.
And about that egg,
Must be from a cocks behind.
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Beans they are,
Jaegerbombs they are not,
It is rather curious,
Why they’re being served as a shot
If I served you that I’d be feeling guilt-stricken,
because that egg must have come from a miniature chicken.
Could do with a farl and a bit more veg.
Why’s that bacon falling off the edge?
Indeed it looks like something was lost
If you don’t mind me asking, how much did it cost?
I like it all, especially the bacon, but I do not like that it’s escapin’
Two different puddings a black and a white,
but only one rasher, that’s clearly not right.
only an egg,and a single mushroom,
come now fella, there’s plenty of room.
One of each pudding,
Does not inspire loving
And only one rasher?
A real head scratcher
Sausages – at least there are two.
As for the beans, far too few.
Tis a small breakfast for sure.
Room for lunch is assured
Two sausages, that’s a joke.
What’s that green stuff on the yolk?
It looks great – ‘twould be better than most –
If you add an egg and another slice of toast
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The toast’s not toasted.
The bangers look roasted.
The beans are meager.
The egg is just meaner.
Friend, I ask where’s the rest of your egg?
And why are your pudding cut as high as a leg?
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Tatie bread missing could be an issue for sure
Cos you’re a nordie you’ll know the allure
The more I gazed it felt like the dregs, a shot of beans and miniature eggs,
My blood pressure rose as I pondered the state, of the leprechaun breakfast on the gargantuan plate.
Cherry tomatoes for decoration, surely that space could hold more bacon
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He waited and waited for his Irish breakfast to arrive, but then had to wonder why the fuck is there Chives??
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Everything is there, as plain as day
But too spaced out, on a serving tray.
Fried potatoes would complete it.
An Irish breakfast, you can’t beat it.
The contents of this breakfast are in no way troubling but apart from the sausages everything needs doubling
why is there a spot of nothing in the middle of the plate? Also there’s not enough black pudding it needs more
There once was a man who took a pic,
Suggesting there’s something missing in it,
He spun us a rhyme,
Which I suppose is just fine,
But for r/Ireland it should’ve been a Limerick.
That’s the palest toast I’ve ever seen, and did they count every individual bean?
Needs soda bread and potato bread. Ulster fry is king
Barely a bean to be seen, you’ll need to lick the dish clean
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Only one rasher , no funghi ,
if i was served this at a cafe
I defo would not buy
Are you on ‘shrooms?
There’s plenty more room
For plenty more ‘shroom
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When I saw this it made me frown,
What the fuck, no hash brown!
Of that toast, I would not boast
For i have seen more scorched ice,
The rest, yet not impressed,
I would describe as nice.
Call that a rasher?
It’s mostly rind.
And about that egg,
Must be from a cocks behind.
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Beans they are,
Jaegerbombs they are not,
It is rather curious,
Why they’re being served as a shot
If I served you that I’d be feeling guilt-stricken,
because that egg must have come from a miniature chicken.
Could do with a farl and a bit more veg.
Why’s that bacon falling off the edge?
Indeed it looks like something was lost
If you don’t mind me asking, how much did it cost?
I like it all, especially the bacon, but I do not like that it’s escapin’
Two different puddings a black and a white,
but only one rasher, that’s clearly not right.
only an egg,and a single mushroom,
come now fella, there’s plenty of room.
One of each pudding,
Does not inspire loving
And only one rasher?
A real head scratcher
Sausages – at least there are two.
As for the beans, far too few.
Tis a small breakfast for sure.
Room for lunch is assured
Two sausages, that’s a joke.
What’s that green stuff on the yolk?
It looks great – ‘twould be better than most –
If you add an egg and another slice of toast
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The toast’s not toasted.
The bangers look roasted.
The beans are meager.
The egg is just meaner.
Friend, I ask where’s the rest of your egg?
And why are your pudding cut as high as a leg?
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Tatie bread missing could be an issue for sure
Cos you’re a nordie you’ll know the allure
The more I gazed it felt like the dregs, a shot of beans and miniature eggs,
My blood pressure rose as I pondered the state, of the leprechaun breakfast on the gargantuan plate.
Cherry tomatoes for decoration, surely that space could hold more bacon
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He waited and waited for his Irish breakfast to arrive, but then had to wonder why the fuck is there Chives??
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Everything is there, as plain as day
But too spaced out, on a serving tray.
Fried potatoes would complete it.
An Irish breakfast, you can’t beat it.
The contents of this breakfast are in no way troubling but apart from the sausages everything needs doubling
why is there a spot of nothing in the middle of the plate? Also there’s not enough black pudding it needs more
There once was a man who took a pic,
Suggesting there’s something missing in it,
He spun us a rhyme,
Which I suppose is just fine,
But for r/Ireland it should’ve been a Limerick.
That’s the palest toast I’ve ever seen, and did they count every individual bean?
Needs soda bread and potato bread. Ulster fry is king
Barely a bean to be seen, you’ll need to lick the dish clean