Spotted this in the Lidl Plus app there. This is an April Fools joke right? Or are Lidl seriously going to be suggesting partners for us based on which ham we buy?

by GarishGarold

15 comments

  1. Matching with Mary over your love of dairy.
    On a date with claire cause you eat your steak rare.

  2. If you think this is real

    I have a chocolate teapot for sale – it’s a steal!

  3. Love will surely be abound.

    While buying delicious chocolate rounds.

  5. Shur what better way to relieve sexual tension,

    Than a passionate ride in the fruit and veg section.

    You might meet “the one” with charisma and guile,

    Or a random weirdo from the middle isle.

  6. So the question you ask, is Lidl playing cupid?

    But the real question is, are you really that stupid?

  7. What fuckin fresh hell is this.. Christ on a bike it’s taking the piss

    Edit: I’m just after coping that it’s a joke, for the day that’s in it, to soon i spoke.

  9. Until that person decides to cheat on you with someone else from Aldi.

  10. During French week I buy escargot

    During Italian week I get some formaggio

    During American week I bought some kind of canned bread dough

    Lidl, find me a woman! Computer says no.

  11. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I shop at Lidl,
    And well, so do you!

  14. There’s a lovely lady we think you’d hit it off with. She also buys a litre of the cheapest vodka available every week.

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