I would say that question is stupid, rather than boring.
Boring people I can cope with, but people who are still that much of an imbecile by the time they’re 52 should just be dumped into the middle of the ocean.
Yes,next question?
Lucky we live in a place and a time where this is a big issue for people. Most of our ancestors didn’t.
Of course our kids will be treating Range Rover owners as terrorists who fucked up.their planet, but for today only, we have that luxury of going into massive debt to buy a badly built behemoth of a rolling penis compensator.
Seems entirely on brand for The Telegraph. It’s many years since they were a serious newspaper, not sure why you’d install the app if not for this kind of content.
That’s *your* news alert, not mine. Check your setting if you’re not interested.
This is the sort of thing that’s probably on maths tests
Bro reads the Telegraph and complains he’s getting Telegraph quality content.
This isn’t a news alert, it’s advertising for something.
OP Not knowing this is quite troubling.
The majority of the British population summed up in a single alert.
Well, it worked?
This is an advertisement
What are you expecting from The Telegraph? Journalism?
Virtually all newspapers have become akin to Buzzfeed, trying to get you to click through to **any** article to entice you to subscribe or improve their advertising views.
As such they have all started to churn out fluff articles trying to appeal to a broad an audience as possible and use somewhat clickbait headlines. This one is what I’d call ragebait, something that will deliberately annoy their typical reader in a hope they will click out of angry curiousity.
I’d much rather be living in boring times than the currently interesting times we’re in now.
Dave Ramsey would be turning someone’s grave and advertising his “baby steps”!
It’s not a news alert though its an ad.
Cant wait till tomorrows
“I’m 52 with £73k of debt, how can I afford to insure my range rover for £9k a year”
…..boring, and shallow
If my neighbours and the veritable fleets of range rovers than occupy my town are anything to go by – absolutely yes.
I honestly don’t see the attraction whatsoever.
I’m more like: if you’re £13k in debt, why would you go for the money pit that it a Range Rover?
Why would anyone, in this horror timeline, want direct notifications of ‘news’ to their personal devices?
Absolute suicide fuel.
That sounds the opposite to boring. I bet that guy is a right laugh (in the financial management sense)
lol they’re gonna need another £13K of debt to insure said RR.
I have £1 in the bank, can I buy a 10 bedroom house in cash and store a 2024 Eurofighter Typhoon on my aircraft carrier stored in the arabian gulf that I will buy on my credit card? Donations accepted.
People who read the Telegraph are.
You…have the Telegraph app? That’s your problem.
People who read the telegraph and like range rovers are
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I would say that question is stupid, rather than boring.
Boring people I can cope with, but people who are still that much of an imbecile by the time they’re 52 should just be dumped into the middle of the ocean.
Yes,next question?
Lucky we live in a place and a time where this is a big issue for people. Most of our ancestors didn’t.
Of course our kids will be treating Range Rover owners as terrorists who fucked up.their planet, but for today only, we have that luxury of going into massive debt to buy a badly built behemoth of a rolling penis compensator.
Seems entirely on brand for The Telegraph. It’s many years since they were a serious newspaper, not sure why you’d install the app if not for this kind of content.
That’s *your* news alert, not mine. Check your setting if you’re not interested.
This is the sort of thing that’s probably on maths tests
Bro reads the Telegraph and complains he’s getting Telegraph quality content.
They need to read the /r/UKpersonalfinance [flowchart](https://flowchart.ukpersonal.finance/)
This isn’t a news alert, it’s advertising for something.
OP Not knowing this is quite troubling.
The majority of the British population summed up in a single alert.
Well, it worked?
This is an advertisement
What are you expecting from The Telegraph? Journalism?
Virtually all newspapers have become akin to Buzzfeed, trying to get you to click through to **any** article to entice you to subscribe or improve their advertising views.
As such they have all started to churn out fluff articles trying to appeal to a broad an audience as possible and use somewhat clickbait headlines. This one is what I’d call ragebait, something that will deliberately annoy their typical reader in a hope they will click out of angry curiousity.
I’d much rather be living in boring times than the currently interesting times we’re in now.
Dave Ramsey would be turning someone’s grave and advertising his “baby steps”!
It’s not a news alert though its an ad.
Cant wait till tomorrows
“I’m 52 with £73k of debt, how can I afford to insure my range rover for £9k a year”
…..boring, and shallow
If my neighbours and the veritable fleets of range rovers than occupy my town are anything to go by – absolutely yes.
I honestly don’t see the attraction whatsoever.
I’m more like: if you’re £13k in debt, why would you go for the money pit that it a Range Rover?
Why would anyone, in this horror timeline, want direct notifications of ‘news’ to their personal devices?
Absolute suicide fuel.
That sounds the opposite to boring. I bet that guy is a right laugh (in the financial management sense)
lol they’re gonna need another £13K of debt to insure said RR.
I have £1 in the bank, can I buy a 10 bedroom house in cash and store a 2024 Eurofighter Typhoon on my aircraft carrier stored in the arabian gulf that I will buy on my credit card? Donations accepted.
People who read the Telegraph are.
You…have the Telegraph app? That’s your problem.
People who read the telegraph and like range rovers are
Imagine having Telegraph notifications enabled