Imagine only going back a hundred years to stop some German corporal when you could go back and end German history before it even begins.

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1. That would have saved the world so much misery and bloodshed.

2. HERMAN DER CHERUSKER ⚔️🇩🇪🇩🇪

3. Only a dutch could be so dumb he wouldn’t get that he would also cease to be if this happened.

4. My legions.. GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS!

5. Do you always side with the oppressors?

   It’s probably an opportunistic trait of the Dutch.

6. Using Arnie to say ‘German dog’ is such a weird image.

7. No no 😇

8. Do you want an EU driven by Italian efficiency?

9. Varus was warned and didn’t believe it

10. One of the biggest misconceptions about Austria’s worst painter is that he held the rank of corporal. He didn’t. Austria’s worst painter was a private with a bravery designation, he wasn’t even a lance corporal. Austria’s worst painter was a Gefreiter, basically a private with a proven record for bravery and higher pay.

11. Unfathomably based

12. Deutschebros, do you still celebrate arminius?

13. How about we just make sure those fuckers didn’t get across the Maas, instead of starting a war we cannot win.

14. Least self harming Dutch:

15. Irony is when a northern Belgian can’t tell the difference between Germans and Germanics.

16. I like the Roman Empire as much as the next European, but Varus was a shit commander. He had all the signs and ignored them, plus showed no adaptability in his tactics. Having no mercy on idiots is my favorite part about history as a whole.

17. I love how people like to poke fun at Italy for “switching sides” in a lost war meanwhile german history indeed begins with the most treacherous act mankind can commit.

18. Imagine having Arminius as your national myth, including a statue. That’s some level of cringe worthy of some central american dictatorship

19. The Romans had it coming

20. Bro, if you wipe out the Franks before they have a chance to establish themselves, you’ll wipe yourself out aswell.

    That being said, you’d also prevent France, so I think it’s worth it.

21. so just stop the Polish king from making the tectonic order its own independent country?

22. I’ll keep it far more simple:

    “Alexander, listen. If you go further than Persia you will find and gain nothing of value, you will be assassinated, and you will destroy your country. Return to Greece and either chill or head west.”

    Achievement accomplished: Best timeline created.

23. NO CARATACUS, DON’T FLEE TO THE NORTH, THOSE TRAITORS WILL HAND YOU TO THE ROMANS.

24. German history has about a much to do with Arminius as Italy has with Rome.

    Both just happen to live in the same place where some people did some things thousands of years ago.

    Sorry Italians.

25. Ambitious, I like it. Erase British history next and make sure they never discover fire. Shouldn’t have to go back too far in time

26. Hermann der Cherusker was our hero, you imbecile. Those Romans were the original fascists.

27. “Christofero, I’m a time traveller from the future. Listen to me.

    It’s true what they say. If you reach the edge of the flat Earth you will fall down. Everyone in our timeline knows you as the guy who fell down.

    Don’t sail west. Listen to me bro. Don’t sail across the Atlantic.”