Jennifer Lopez Quietly Rebrands Tour as Greatest Hits Show Amid Weak Ticket Sales

20 comments

1. Rebrand it as the Taco Flavored Kisses Tour

2. Who the hell is a JLO fan? Like honestly.

3. J-Lo is an all-round extremely mediocre entertainer.

   Mediocre singer.

   Mediocre actress.

   Maybe a good dancer.

   She did fairly good for such limited talent.

4. My name is Hennifer L-L-L-LLLLlllllopez

5. We still don’t want it.

6. Can she be like Lizzo and go away?

7. Not the Taylor Swift Eras Tour head ass haircut for this article thumbnail

8. Rebrand as The DunKings!

9. If you know you know.

10. Does anyone else here wish that her character was eaten by the snake in Anaconda?

11. I didn’t realize she had enough greatest hits to make it work. Is it a loose definition?

12. She should have retired 20 years ago

13. I hate that Jennifer Lopez is getting Anne Hathaway’d. Every few years someone new becomes popular to hate. Watch out Zendaya….

14. Not a fan. Perhaps her uppity arrogance finally catching up with her. She likes to pretend she’s humble… her acting skill on that is lacking.
    Or perhaps it’s her being a gun mule for puffy maybe that’s it …

15. She’s better actress than making music.

16. I do feel slightly bad for her. Her latest projects have bombed, and the Internet has gone for her throat. It’s Gigli all over again lol

17. Can’t imagine this conversation between anyone.

    “I absolutely can’t wait for my concert this weekend! I’m so excited!!”

    “Who are you seeing?!”

    “Jennifer Lopez”.

18. I don’t think I have ever been anywhere and they’ve turned on a JLo song.

19. Mariah Carey won

20. Wow she won’t take that L, sucks to be Ben Affleck dealing with her delusional self