The Italians have gotten their share, it’s time to move on. We are in our Hans arc, we’ll take on all of you miserable pagans. Bring me your best Barry, let’s see what ya got.

by Bright_Ball_1304

41 comments

  1. Cmon Pierre is feeling left out of this and you know how Pierre acts when he isnt given enough attention

  3. If speaking our language ‘better’ than us (you don’t anyway) is an own, then we’ve obviously won on levels you can’t fathom

  5. Our rock piles will break your ankles wearing those silly shoes

  7. Good try Dirk, but the Dutch haven’t been worth any attention for hundreds of years.

    Let Barry and Pierre do the grown up fighting whilst you play with your silly shoes and pretend you’re not just Holland.

  8. Oh dear. Too many sprinkles on the hagelslag again.

    Sugar rush is not good for you, Ruud.
    Now go play quietly in the corner, there’s a good boy

  9. At least we’re not in denial about speaking a shitty version of English, the Dutch language is LITERALLY shitty English

  11. No, no, no ,no you don’t speak better English than us, when in fact your language is pierres and hans language stroke ridden kid. You also lost how many wars to us? Remember we took new York from you dutchie and only let you keep Suriname because we’re nice. And we all know that 167cm Indian is a proper cunt and he’s not English he’s Indian so he’s not ours.

  12. Should have just mentioned we have better cheese. That’s all.

  14. It’s barely worth associating with the clog wearing stoners, fellow Barries. It’s far better to maintain our rivalries with worthy opponents such as Hans and of course Pierre.

  16. Like the dutch don’t drink themselves to death and behave like savages…

  18. Euh excuse me, how dare you bully our Barry? We have a Mutual Bullying Agreement, hence no one else is allowed to touch him! Is that clear?

  19. Chiming in: poor Barry is taking hits for the worst food in the world for decades if not centuries, while Dirk is being silent and putting only r/shitfromabutt content on his table all along

  21. It’s not like being ruled by a tall sellout who does what he wants, is much better.

  22. Maybe rescuing you from Hans was a bad idea, at least then you’d speak a real language

  23. You held ports, we held nations. We are not the same.

  24. Why tf are we fighting everybody all of a sudden? And why are we not shitting on belgium?

  25. Beert and Ineke don’t ever speak English with me. They always wanna show off how “good” their German is.

  26. 50% of premier league players are actually Ligue 1 rejects .

    Which brings the question ?

    Who is really the farmers’ league (it’s pl)

  27. I mean it isn’t an accomplishment to rule the English.

    They love being ruled by foreign powers, it gets them hard. The Danes, The French, The Dutch. Hell they even let a fucking Scottish king rule them.

    Very submissive bunch.

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  30. I mean just saying, who saved your ass in world war 2?

  31. I’ve had wanks longer than your resistance in WW2. (5 days and it was very sore)

  34. Anyone else feel like the Dutch missed the part where there’s meant to be humour and are taking all this a bit too personally?

    They do speak better English tho that is true

  38. We literally took over your colonies because you couldn’t afford them/weren’t strong enough to support them. I’m glad you speak our language well – because we aren’t learning yours.

  39. Couldn’t win against the Italian, decides to cut his loses and attack the Brits instead.

    Classic Käskopp behavior.

  41. The English are my favourite people of Europe, we mustn’t fight them.

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