We have Liechtenstein. The rest doesn’t stand a chance.
We can rule out Siesta West and Siesta East to begin with.
NE would be too drunk, SE can’t decide who has „strong sperm“ and fights themselves, SW overslept the fight, NW would win because no one would touch France since it’s gay
NE has Finns, Russians and Norrlänningar. On the other hand, they do grow them big in Iceland.
Feed Barry a few pints and tell them the others talked shit about his missus Barriette.
Easy win.
Since Czechia is split in half, can I pick a side?
the others better check their cars before starting them
When France and uk combine no one can stop us
Welp..
If the match is about sleeping and cooking nice then SW
Doesn’t really seem fair tbh. Barry and Fritz put NW in a weight class of it’s own.
The NW would dominate the Winter Olympics, You took all the winter athletes from Austria, Norway and Italy.
This looks like a contest between France and Poland. The others will probably just chill and watch.
Iberia as been peaceful for generations now but don´t underestimate us in a fight. We resisted the Romans, pushed the Muslim invasion out, over a 300 year fight whilst fighting Viking incursions from the North, big fights between our own kingdoms and then decided to conquer the world and split it in two. oh almost forgot, we also kicked Napoleans ass
Saudi Calabria
As per usual, we win either way
NW and it wouldn’t be close.
SE would be too busy fighting itself.
SW would bring out the condottieri and tercios, because they’re still stuck in their heyday of 1568.
NE would give us a run for our money, but eventually their rusted Soviet-era material won’t hold up to our 21st century weaponry, and NW will come out victorious.
SE, they are feral
Rip Croatia
NW would win but it’s close since it has Belgium in it
All i can say is that sw would stand no chance since greece and turkey would probably fight themselves
NE. Drunken slavs win.
Green (NW)
Germany, France and Britain could probably solo the rest of Europe without the help of the others
NW easy, Viking Nazis and all the tea they can drink. Light work.
NE, but we have to get rid of few of our ranks first. Cull some unwanted participants so to say.
SE are savages so proly them. But NW like UK are one of best fighters.
Three quadrants of extremely experienced genocidal racists, one quadrants of people who oversleep too much. Not sure who wins but this but its over before it started for SW
Clearly people havent seen 300 (great documentary). Easy SE W.
Western Iceland
I’d invite South Italy and Greece to SW and all you barbarians can go fuck yourselves.
Whoever is against Italy automatically wins
NW both has Vikings, Lego landmines, Berry, Hans and baguette people
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We have Liechtenstein. The rest doesn’t stand a chance.
We can rule out Siesta West and Siesta East to begin with.
NE would be too drunk, SE can’t decide who has „strong sperm“ and fights themselves, SW overslept the fight, NW would win because no one would touch France since it’s gay
NE has Finns, Russians and Norrlänningar. On the other hand, they do grow them big in Iceland.
Feed Barry a few pints and tell them the others talked shit about his missus Barriette.
Easy win.
Since Czechia is split in half, can I pick a side?
the others better check their cars before starting them
When France and uk combine no one can stop us
Welp..
If the match is about sleeping and cooking nice then SW
Doesn’t really seem fair tbh. Barry and Fritz put NW in a weight class of it’s own.
The NW would dominate the Winter Olympics, You took all the winter athletes from Austria, Norway and Italy.
This looks like a contest between France and Poland. The others will probably just chill and watch.
Iberia as been peaceful for generations now but don´t underestimate us in a fight. We resisted the Romans, pushed the Muslim invasion out, over a 300 year fight whilst fighting Viking incursions from the North, big fights between our own kingdoms and then decided to conquer the world and split it in two. oh almost forgot, we also kicked Napoleans ass
Saudi Calabria
As per usual, we win either way
NW and it wouldn’t be close.
SE would be too busy fighting itself.
SW would bring out the condottieri and tercios, because they’re still stuck in their heyday of 1568.
NE would give us a run for our money, but eventually their rusted Soviet-era material won’t hold up to our 21st century weaponry, and NW will come out victorious.
SE, they are feral
Rip Croatia
NW would win but it’s close since it has Belgium in it
All i can say is that sw would stand no chance since greece and turkey would probably fight themselves
NE. Drunken slavs win.
Green (NW)
Germany, France and Britain could probably solo the rest of Europe without the help of the others
NW easy, Viking Nazis and all the tea they can drink. Light work.
NE, but we have to get rid of few of our ranks first. Cull some unwanted participants so to say.
SE are savages so proly them. But NW like UK are one of best fighters.
Three quadrants of extremely experienced genocidal racists, one quadrants of people who oversleep too much. Not sure who wins but this but its over before it started for SW
Clearly people havent seen 300 (great documentary). Easy SE W.
Western Iceland
I’d invite South Italy and Greece to SW and all you barbarians can go fuck yourselves.
Whoever is against Italy automatically wins
NW both has Vikings, Lego landmines, Berry, Hans and baguette people
Food and body hair has clear winners.
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Chose your fighter