Queen torn between accepting government’s apology and just having the lot of them beheaded

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  1. Wouldnt be surprised to see some in government continuing their normal ways despite having their heads separated from their shoulders

  2. I would have her run the country for a few years…she can’t do any worse than everyone we voted for international last 30 years.

  3. Doing that runs the risk of them becoming martyrs. Force them to live like those in dire poverty for a year or two, with no access to any of their money or connections. It’s time they learnt what it was like to live under their rules for the average person.

  4. I’d like for all the cabinet to go through the process of being arrested, thrown in a cell, forced to say their final goodbyes, have them slowly march to their execution only to be let go at the last minute. Really fuck with their heads, it’s the least they deserve.

  5. I’m a republican myself and think the trappings of royalty are anachronistic. However, stripping all the pageantry aside you’re left with an old woman who, we may be loathe to admit, is human like us. Wakes up, eats and shits like us. Has a dysfunctional family. Grieves her husband’s death.

    So, while I don’t think Johnson’s ministry was any more or less insulting to the Queen than to any other family in the UK it just goes to show that the conservatives aren’t even paying lip service to the old notions of hierarchy. Its a brutal, power-fueled game of ‘fuck you got mine’ with the party at the top. No noblesse oblige, no in-this-together. Just eat shit you fucking peons and pay taxes for the privilege.

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