Did you know that we would be the only continent in the world to not commit any war crimes whatsoever if it weren’t for fucking BELGIUM?

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1. Have you ever heard about the Germans during world war 2?

2. We never did any war crime! So true!

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4. Oh yea, the rest of us never did any shit our entire history. Oh no. But the belgians did. Fuckin belgians xD

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6. Europe literally invented the concept because we were basically gassing people with a chemical that burned your skin

7. God bless they ain’t a real country so none of this actually matters

8. Lmfao what? We invented war crimes. If it wasn’t for us, there wouldn’t even be a name for it

9. Well, fortunately *we* are squeaky clean 😁

   🤔

10. And we get the bad rap

11. You guys need to stop feeling so guilty

12. Well ‘War Crimes’ were not universally agreed upon until Nuremburg…so.

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14. Yeah yeah only Belgium. Right, right guys.. Guys?

15. Funny how it’s a imaginary country that did something wrong.

16. Boooo Belgium aren’t you ashamed of yourself ?

17. Yeah, screw them Belgians… nobody else never ever did anything bellow strictly lawful in war! Damn the Belgians!

18. If that statement was on purpose, it was a funny joke; else, I’m afraid to say it’s clearly wrong.

19. https://preview.redd.it/871xwt6si8tc1.jpeg?width=915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d220b4b56ef962281ceaf5ab02cb5a53a5878bd

20. And if it weren’t for WW2 (which YOU started) we would’ve been the only continent to have never had any war on its soil :/

21. Serbians liked this

22. of course this is coming from a German

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24. Technically not a war crime, because it wasn’t during a war.

25. I’m extremely happy to be from a country that never did anything bad.

    

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27. Because we’re too badass.

    Next question!

28. Thanks a lot Belgium! You went and ruined it for everyone.

29. We should just cancel belgium I guess

30. Not war crimes, just regular crimes against humanity 🙂

31. Skill issue

32. And you know what? I’d do it again

33. We might have done some horrible things in the past, but Belgium was part of the Spanish empire at the time so it’s totally their fault.

34. https://preview.redd.it/tuyie9dzp8tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4212f049fb82fc59b39de03ea86c9d1ab8d15e51

35. Barry never committed crimes against humanity. We were just doing business to morals of the times, then we created the industrial revolution and got a bit preachy and moral, looking at you Pierre, Diego, what even is a “belgium” name? Keeping slaves tut tut

36. Remember boys, it’s not a warcrime if they deserved it.

37. I got a plan to change that, invade Belgium and split it among the countries that surround it

38. Ummmm….yeah

    Fuck Belgium!