
Whilst conducting an obligatory spring clean, we discovered our young daughter’s very sombre diary entry. Translation – “Dear diary, today my brother farted in New Look and wouldn’t confess so I smelled his butt and it reeked.”
Haven’t stopped laughing since!
by missmayup
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Once upon a time, diaries were private.
Nice try, OP. We know that’s your handwriting.
What did it smell like?
He sounds like a smart fella…
What does it say?
Poor bro can’t even sneak a fart without getting his but smelt. Although could all be a diversion to throw people off the scent
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Call her butt sniffer from this day forth.