
A resident of Dzerzhinsk, Russia, faces treason charges for allegedly informing foreign services about arms shipments to Ukraine, “for ideological reasons”. The FSB presented a US flag and a handwritten American anthem as evidence of ties to US intelligence.
by kingkongsingsong1
42 comments
The only thing missing are the Sims Games
CIA Rule #1: Carry as much material as possible to be recognised as an American spy.
Man they found ya from the walk. But absolutely love the support he gave and information is half the battle. Poor kids going to jail for loving his own neighbors. Horrid ass country to live in Russia is
lips are moving – lying
It seems more like an April fool’s joke
Jesus H. Crist ! I thought they stop issuing flags, sims games, bald eagles and baseball caps as mandatory carry to spies !
At this point Russia is beyond an embarrassment. 0 effort made to even try to make this look like a legit US inspired plot. Come on, there’s no zip in their step anymore, Russia just going through the motions. What’s China up to? Need some North Korea crazy energy.
HAHAHA hes also a desendant of hitler plotting to overthrough the GAYTIN and is a Witch and must be burned at the stake
Clown show!
Who’s the brunette in uniform?
Good of him the write the anthem in English. Perfect English, no less.
Sounds like paranoid psycho Russian BS. These people are fukin nuts
Has to be staged lol
Look at the dude get into the van, like a moron… from body language alone you can tell its acting.
😂😂 why the fuck would a supposed CIA asset have a handwritten copy of the American national anthem? FSB is getting sloppy, tighten it up here boys.
Who’s this porn actress?
spy test: if you can’t squat with your heels touching the ground then you’re amerikanski spion!
/s
You realise all his sims will die in a pool or locked room now
Russia is full of window lickers if they believe any of this rubbish
When I do secret work for the CIA I make sure to carry my American flag when I do it.
NKVD is back in Ruzzia.
r/russiancircus
Staged. Does anyone really think there would only be two FSB agents to search his apartment? And they were so soft on him! This is bs.
Spy: Hello CIA I want to sign up as a spy
CIA: Welcome onboard you will have your stars and stripes in 2-3 days in the mail together with a letter from a kindergartener. FREEDOM!
On arrival the suspect was eating a hot dog – Guilty
The Polish spy had a copy of the Polish constitution together with flags of Poland and NATO on the balcony, obviously western spies are stupid and easy prey to glorious kgb
That fsb agent that got the colored pencil assignment must have had fun, and I congratulate the actor on his jaunty walk to the meatwagon. He looked like he was having a blast.
They are liars. British are involved too. I saw the flag. I have proof.
If this was true they would of dragged him out and flung him in that van ,what a load of bullshit
Innocent till they find Sims 4 copies.
I particularly like the huge American flag and colored USA written in a notebook. With a proof like that, all know who he is. Ho ho ho, imerialist spy CIA!!!
Dials CIA hotline – “yep, they got another of our own, Mr CIA. Just like the last 34 operatives, they were walking around draped in the stars and stripes, wearing sunglasses and listening to classic rock and roll while flashing printed jpegs of the declaration of Independence. Crazy right.”
The world is very lucky that russians are so stupid they can’t even produce fake news properly.
It’s wild to think that at one point Russia was fighting for the #1 superpower title.
Beautiful girl verbal Russian honey trap. Avoid!
Its been April the 1st since 1999 in Russia.
Oh, horseshit.
Their government will pretend to tell the truth, and the people will pretend to believe it.
Could at least presented a trailer mounted BBQ/smoker. Russian peasants. 😒
Russia. What a total shithole country.
What? No secret decoder ring?
FSB: let’s pretend shit happens, but make it the most obscure and ridicules way possible, so nobody won’t believe us.
Putin is created a fear based regieme. The idea that FSB will fabricate evidence causes more fear than the idea that they will stick only to facts.