This is true and we take a L there but the first thing that comes to mind when i think of Brazil football was when Hanz decided to blitzkrieg that sweet 7-1 in the world cup
If money could buy them Argentina would somehow have negative World Cup wins.
France: 2 world cups
Italy: 4 world cups
Germany: 4 world cups
Spain: 1 world cup
Uk: 1
Total: 12 world cups
Brazil: 5 world cups
Argentina: 2 ½ world cups
Uruguay: 2 world cups
Total: 9 ½ world cups
Look who has less now?
Why is Portugal even there, they don’t have any.
Jarvis pull up cartel exectutions on 4k 2057 sopa du macaco memes and your biggerst nosed monkey jpg with the caption che boludo si sho soy uropeo and send them to this uppity colony
Oh no not football. It affects my life so much. Dang you got me good.
Savage detected = opinion rejected. Now get the fuck out, savage.
Jarvis pull up cartel exectutions on 4k 2057 sopa du macaco memes and your biggerst nosed monkey jpg with the caption che boludo si sho soy uropeo and send them to this uppity colony
Cons – less world cups
Pros – not Argentina nor brasil
Latinos are funny because they manage to say the most heinous shit imaginable about a country or people and then have the gall to complain about racism against them lmao
TIL Third World has Internet.
Shush spaniard, over here we have things other than football
As if Argentina is superior in any respect to any country ever.
Oh look.. the world’s 2nd best footballing continent is twerking for attention.
Must be a dodgy political year or something.
What a lame meme for this
Imagine you’re so poor that Spain and Portugal are considered to have enough money to buy everything they want lmao
Yeah, but we can walk on the street and don’t get mugged and killed.
7-1
I am not going to defend Spain here: “jugamos como nunca y perdimos como siempre” is our motto. But at least we are western europeans *cries in spanish*
I mean… If money could buy them the USA and Saudi Arabia would own them all
7 : 1
So this is the Latin American humour I heard about. I’ll add it to my collection under unironically cringe and shallow.
Who cares. We still have their Gold. They can stay busy with that round white ball if they wish so.
When football is more important then having food on the table
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Oh, and since when do they have money?
TIL Portugal have money
? What?
This is true and we take a L there but the first thing that comes to mind when i think of Brazil football was when Hanz decided to blitzkrieg that sweet 7-1 in the world cup
If money could buy them Argentina would somehow have negative World Cup wins.
Money?
https://preview.redd.it/gli33et5ghtc1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc8e69441778ad71692c4f0174b5a9e781071ef8
Where do their star players play?? Not in America
France: 2 world cups
Italy: 4 world cups
Germany: 4 world cups
Spain: 1 world cup
Uk: 1
Total: 12 world cups
Brazil: 5 world cups
Argentina: 2 ½ world cups
Uruguay: 2 world cups
Total: 9 ½ world cups
Look who has less now?
Why is Portugal even there, they don’t have any.
Jarvis pull up cartel exectutions on 4k 2057 sopa du macaco memes and your biggerst nosed monkey jpg with the caption che boludo si sho soy uropeo and send them to this uppity colony
Oh no not football. It affects my life so much. Dang you got me good.
Y tu economia che?
https://preview.redd.it/plq3id7nnhtc1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d70527af31a51a5b3313ab370747060854881ba3
shhhhora mas enanito
https://preview.redd.it/vf0tnrsonhtc1.jpeg?width=265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc6386eb4f5fa5460eb32ca5aad413898a303820
Savage detected = opinion rejected. Now get the fuck out, savage.
Jarvis pull up cartel exectutions on 4k 2057 sopa du macaco memes and your biggerst nosed monkey jpg with the caption che boludo si sho soy uropeo and send them to this uppity colony
Cons – less world cups
Pros – not Argentina nor brasil
Latinos are funny because they manage to say the most heinous shit imaginable about a country or people and then have the gall to complain about racism against them lmao
TIL Third World has Internet.
Shush spaniard, over here we have things other than football
As if Argentina is superior in any respect to any country ever.
Oh look.. the world’s 2nd best footballing continent is twerking for attention.
Must be a dodgy political year or something.
What a lame meme for this
Imagine you’re so poor that Spain and Portugal are considered to have enough money to buy everything they want lmao
Yeah, but we can walk on the street and don’t get mugged and killed.
7-1
I am not going to defend Spain here: “jugamos como nunca y perdimos como siempre” is our motto. But at least we are western europeans *cries in spanish*
I mean… If money could buy them the USA and Saudi Arabia would own them all
7 : 1
So this is the Latin American humour I heard about. I’ll add it to my collection under unironically cringe and shallow.
Who cares. We still have their Gold. They can stay busy with that round white ball if they wish so.
When football is more important then having food on the table
Now do murder rates