Hab die Navy Seals copy pasta gesucht, und war sehr dankbar, dass Oscar Bronner sie scheinbar auf die Seite vom Parlament raufgeladen hat.

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1. https://www.parlament.gv.at/dokument/XXVII/SNME/71350/fnameorig_923784.html

   guter Troll schätz ich mal aber noch lustiger dass das das zweite Ergebniss bei der suche bei mir ist LMAO.

   Jetzt würd ich das gerne als radio werbung hören.

   “Guten Tag, mein Name ist Oscar Bronner. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll
   have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve
   been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over
   300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper
   in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another
   target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has
   never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think
   you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think
   again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies
   across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better
   prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little
   thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere,
   anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just
   with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed
   combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine
   Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the
   face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what
   unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down
   upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you
   couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot.
   I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead,
   kiddo.”