Jesus Christ did someone shit out pickles and mushrooms onto it?
Looks like my exs fanny
It came
Douglas ross did it
I’m sure there was some ancient 4chan greentext about someone who ordered this exact monstrosity because the girl serving them was rude, then crammed it down the toilet, flushed and left.
Single man, reveal yourself!
Looks as though someone bought it as a snack after a wee bit of refreshment, & then forgot about it for a while. Eventually, it started to hum to itself. Quietly at first, but eventually, the humming became too loud to ignore!
This honestly makes me want one.
👏
r/deliciouscompliance
Looks like a ‘bus’ ran over it backwards ! 🤣🤣🤣… See what I did there ?? … because if you spell ‘bus’ backwards it makes ‘Sub’ …so it went & schmooshed it backwards !
The moments gone now 🙇🏻♀️
Plus if you ever have to explain a joke then you’ve already sunk !! 🤦🏻♀️🙆🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
Thanks for your time 😁😁
I’d eat it
Extreme Right wing bots ruined it
Just plug in its charger then it’ll regenerate.
Looks like it’s already passed through someone else’s digestive system
I almost spat out my tea.
This post is why this sub is great. With or without gherkins.
It’s cursed
“What would you like on your footlong?”
“Yes”
“Cheese and toasted?”
“All the cheese, please”
“Any salad?”
“Bit of everything please, except sweetcorn. Actually, extra pickles, olives and mushrooms please.”
“Sauce?”
“Can I get Mayo and south west, but only on 1/3 of the sandwich, please….that’s perfect, aye”
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I blame the yoons.
Must be the right-wingers or JK Rowling…
I loled.
I’d eat that
Jesus Christ did someone shit out pickles and mushrooms onto it?
Looks like my exs fanny
It came
Douglas ross did it
I’m sure there was some ancient 4chan greentext about someone who ordered this exact monstrosity because the girl serving them was rude, then crammed it down the toilet, flushed and left.
Single man, reveal yourself!
Looks as though someone bought it as a snack after a wee bit of refreshment, & then forgot about it for a while. Eventually, it started to hum to itself. Quietly at first, but eventually, the humming became too loud to ignore!
This honestly makes me want one.
👏
r/deliciouscompliance
Looks like a ‘bus’ ran over it backwards ! 🤣🤣🤣… See what I did there ?? … because if you spell ‘bus’ backwards it makes ‘Sub’ …so it went & schmooshed it backwards !
The moments gone now 🙇🏻♀️
Plus if you ever have to explain a joke then you’ve already sunk !! 🤦🏻♀️🙆🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
Thanks for your time 😁😁
I’d eat it
Extreme Right wing bots ruined it
Just plug in its charger then it’ll regenerate.
Looks like it’s already passed through someone else’s digestive system
I almost spat out my tea.
This post is why this sub is great. With or without gherkins.
It’s cursed
“What would you like on your footlong?”
“Yes”
“Cheese and toasted?”
“All the cheese, please”
“Any salad?”
“Bit of everything please, except sweetcorn. Actually, extra pickles, olives and mushrooms please.”
“Sauce?”
“Can I get Mayo and south west, but only on 1/3 of the sandwich, please….that’s perfect, aye”
Is your bed no all saucy n greasy?
Congratulations sub sandwich doesn’t bounce…