Trump attorneys subpoena wrong ‘Jeremy Rosenberg’ for hush money trial

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-hush-money-trial-jeremy-rosenberg-subpoena-b2526304.html?utm_source=reddit.com

40 comments

  1. Attention to details is not their strong suit…

    source: Four Seasons Total Landscaping

  2. In trump style? Double down and tell his folks that this is all the prosecutor’s fault

  3. It really makes me wonder just how sloppy and incoherent Donald Trump’s entire life has been. It’s simply a bunch of money and fixers that have concealed that somewhat.

  5. Would have been awesome if Mr Rosenberg made it all the way to the courtroom during trial to explain he’s the wrong guy.

  6. Trump lawyers: “Oops, sorry, judge. Can we get a delay so we can subpoena the right guy?”

    Judge: “No. I see through your ruse.”

    Tump lawyers: “Whaaaa! Not fair!!! You hate our client!!! Appellate court help us!!!!”

  7. Your  honor, we ask that you delay the trial 6-months while we sort this out.

  9. > Mr Rosenberg decided to have a bit of fun with Mr Trump’s attorneys – and told them he’d be keeping the money they sent him.
    >
    > “I don’t have any files for you,” the apparently bemused Brooklynite wrote back, according to a filing from the former president’s legal team.
    >
    > He added: “PS – The phone number you provided was disconnected.
    >
    > “PPS – I’m keeping the fifteen dollars,” he added, referencing the money Mr Trump’s lawyers had sent him to help pay for sending the documents.

    Trump’s lawyer had a hissy fit when he got the letter from Rosenberg, because he still didn’t know they had screwed up…

    >Mr Blanche had complained earlier this week that the man that he believed the former investigator Mr Rosenberg had displayed a “flippant and dismissive approach” to his subpoena “despite ample experience with the criminal justice system that should have instilled in him respect for this process and a criminal defendant’s rights”.

    >But in fact, Mr Trump’s lawyers had simply served court papers on the wrong man, prosecutor Matthew Colangelo wrote.

    For context, Todd Blanche is costing Trump (Trump’s donors) at least $1k an hour just for his fees. (plus costs for the super-competent staff) He’s already been paid millions, millions that won’t be spent for Trump’s campaign.

  10. You can probably find the real one at Four Seasons Landscaping

  11. Can they use this to delay the trial? That’s the only question I have now.

  13. While they are certainly incompetent, don’t discount that this could just be another ploy to try to force delays

  14. Is this another “delay” Tactic? I can’t take anything about him on face value.

  15. You’d think with all the great minds he hires, someone would double check the names. Turns out solitaire is the only game they’re winning at!

  17. Jeremey is gonna end up with black sharpie on him saying “the real Jeremey Rosenberg” if he doesn’t play along.

  19. Intentionally sloppy in an attempt to delay the trial. “We’re stupid so we need more time to defend this case”.

  22. I just…. Like how?

    These people should be disbarred for fucking this much. It’s a clear delaying tactic.

  23. He hires only the best lawyers ^^that ^^are ^^dumb ^^enough ^^to ^^work ^^for ^^him

  25. Meanwhile, the right Jeremy Rosenberg is hanging out at Four Seasons Landscaping

  26. Oh no, I guess they’ll have to delay…

    This wasn’t an accident

  27. Remember when they didn’t request a jury trial for the fraud case?

  29. And now they file an appeal because the judge won’t delay the trial due to their mistake.

  30. First Trump hires his marketing team to create an eclipse ad showing Donald’s face covering the sun, metaphorically implying “Trump will plummet the world to darkness”.

    Now his legal team can’t even send court papers to the right person.

    He must be running out of money if this is the best his money can buy

  31. How can one man fail up so many times? Coming from money makes life so much easier even when you absolutely suck at living it.

  34. It would have been so great for this guy to show up at court.

    “Mr. Rosenberg, can you tell the court about your time as a prosecutor?

    “uhh, I run a deli…”

  36. I’m convinced that Donald trump only hires bad lawyers to make trials take longer

  37. “Judge, please give us 2 more weeks to get the right subpoena”

  38. I wonder if this is the setup for Trump to try to delay the trial by firing his lawyers.

  40. And Todd Blanche was a respected attorney before getting into bed with Trump. Rick Wilson was right, everything Trump touches dies.

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