I miss the peace of shitposting like when I was a boy. Forty years I've been at r/Scotland. A war online. A war with no battles, no monuments… only polls. I widowed her the day I married her. My wife died while I was on Reddit, you know.
by JockularJim
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I will live in Cumbernauld. And I will marry a round Scottish woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a caravan… maybe even a “recreational vehicle.” And drive from local authority to local authority. Do they let you do that?
Dr Petrov come quickly, there’s been a terrible accident.
Yeshh
It defected
Uh Ryan.. beware.. mosht thingsh in here, don’t react well to Buckfasht
Give me a post, Vasily. One post only.
It doesn’t matter if it’s a Cold War yer maw has hung the washing out – the wind’ll dry it she’s told you
One ping, Vashilly. One ping only.
I hope I’m not the only non Scottish here that has no idea what the fuck this or the comments are on about, what a beautiful culture.
“Shub”, surely?