Ireland is like a Bottle. It would sink without a Cork. by StephenMcGannon Tags:ireland 16 comments I like Cork. Cork would be much happier if we could detach it somehow and let it float off to the tropics. And so would the rest of us. The irony of the name Cork considering its plagued by flooding Cork is the Jay-from-Inbetweeners of counties It’s also the shittest part out of the bottle, the contents, and the cark. Cork is obsolete for bottles. All the cool bottles have lids. (Donegals) Bottles don’t float because of the cork, they float because of the air in the bottle. But considering the amount of hot air there is in Cork, I suppose the sentiment is the same. But isn’t Cork sinking? It would sink without a cork………if I put my bottle in the water. Why would I put my bottle in the water? Also, the cork is not the reason a bottle floats. This whole thing is just badly thought out and executed………like that sinking city, Cork. Cork is to Ireland what Yorkshire is to the UK. They joke about their superiority complex… but they also actually believe it. Alternative: Ireland is like a bottle. Get rid of the Cork to get to the good stuff. Fellow Cork-men, unite in your rage 😉 Love the electric box art Cork is a state of mind https://preview.redd.it/2aauqixyottc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=17fa78d4fc3c08e8038bbf502f3018ce8a5e0b4f An upside down bottle. Ireland is like a Corked wine bottle. Health risks aside, I’ll still drink it. Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Cork would be much happier if we could detach it somehow and let it float off to the tropics. And so would the rest of us.
Bottles don’t float because of the cork, they float because of the air in the bottle. But considering the amount of hot air there is in Cork, I suppose the sentiment is the same.
It would sink without a cork………if I put my bottle in the water. Why would I put my bottle in the water? Also, the cork is not the reason a bottle floats. This whole thing is just badly thought out and executed………like that sinking city, Cork.
Cork is to Ireland what Yorkshire is to the UK. They joke about their superiority complex… but they also actually believe it.
Alternative: Ireland is like a bottle. Get rid of the Cork to get to the good stuff. Fellow Cork-men, unite in your rage 😉
https://preview.redd.it/2aauqixyottc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=17fa78d4fc3c08e8038bbf502f3018ce8a5e0b4f
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I like Cork.
Cork would be much happier if we could detach it somehow and let it float off to the tropics. And so would the rest of us.
The irony of the name Cork considering its plagued by flooding
Cork is the Jay-from-Inbetweeners of counties
It’s also the shittest part out of the bottle, the contents, and the cark.
Cork is obsolete for bottles. All the cool bottles have lids. (Donegals)
Bottles don’t float because of the cork, they float because of the air in the bottle.
But considering the amount of hot air there is in Cork, I suppose the sentiment is the same.
But isn’t Cork sinking?
It would sink without a cork………if I put my bottle in the water. Why would I put my bottle in the water?
Also, the cork is not the reason a bottle floats.
This whole thing is just badly thought out and executed………like that sinking city, Cork.
Cork is to Ireland what Yorkshire is to the UK. They joke about their superiority complex… but they also actually believe it.
Alternative: Ireland is like a bottle. Get rid of the Cork to get to the good stuff.
Fellow Cork-men, unite in your rage 😉
Love the electric box art
Cork is a state of mind
https://preview.redd.it/2aauqixyottc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=17fa78d4fc3c08e8038bbf502f3018ce8a5e0b4f
An upside down bottle.
Ireland is like a Corked wine bottle. Health risks aside, I’ll still drink it.