I say you take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
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About three years ago, I bought some fine mesh for every window. Best three quid I’ve spent; I can have every window open wide and when I hear that fucking buzzing, I can stick a middle finger up at the twat fruitlessly trying to work his way through it all.
Sir, I don’t mean to alarm you and I’m no animalologist but I’m 99% sure that is a great white shark!
Apparently we’re buggered without them. They’re pollinators. Bastards, but pollinators.
Had my first encounter yesterday. Made for a fun Teams call 😳
I’d have to burn the house down.
I have that same glass and tea towel so this makes me especially nervous
Don’t kill it pal. They exude a pheromone during death that summons the hive to seek revenge.
I swear wasps get reincarnated and hold a grudge against whomever splatted them with a newspaper in a previous life.
Destined to be utter cunts to humanity for the rest of eternity. That aside, they do eat a lot of garden pests.
On a totally unrelated note, last year there was a hornets nest nearby, hornets are somewhat endangered now so hope they weren’t wiped out.
‘Big angry bastard’? HOW VERY DARE YOU. That’s quite clearly Liam. He IS there to fuck your shit up because that’s what they do, but use his actual name for god’s sake or he’s going to make sure all his mates living down the local ‘Spoons stop terrorising people to get to the drinks and come over to yours for being so disrespectful. You think Liam was angry? Wait til his mates who are well and truly buzzed all come over!
I saw my first wasp of the year today too. I hope that you released it. I’m not a fan of the pointy end but they’re incredibly important pollinators.
Gonna need a size reference here. There’s no bananas nearby
washing machine for scale, I see.
now you just need a spider. Theres a guy on here that knows a real good one
I’ll swap you that single big one for my extensive collection of house flies any time.
Sounds like the start of a project. How many are you planning on getting in that jar?
Sending out an sos..
Then and false widows are evil
Oh they can get fucked. If I can’t have at least a week of straight sun they can go back in their box.
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Ahhh noo don’t want that chasing you lol.
I say you take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
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About three years ago, I bought some fine mesh for every window. Best three quid I’ve spent; I can have every window open wide and when I hear that fucking buzzing, I can stick a middle finger up at the twat fruitlessly trying to work his way through it all.
Sir, I don’t mean to alarm you and I’m no animalologist but I’m 99% sure that is a great white shark!
Apparently we’re buggered without them. They’re pollinators. Bastards, but pollinators.
Had my first encounter yesterday. Made for a fun Teams call 😳
I’d have to burn the house down.
I have that same glass and tea towel so this makes me especially nervous
Don’t kill it pal. They exude a pheromone during death that summons the hive to seek revenge.
I swear wasps get reincarnated and hold a grudge against whomever splatted them with a newspaper in a previous life.
Destined to be utter cunts to humanity for the rest of eternity. That aside, they do eat a lot of garden pests.
On a totally unrelated note, last year there was a hornets nest nearby, hornets are somewhat endangered now so hope they weren’t wiped out.
‘Big angry bastard’? HOW VERY DARE YOU. That’s quite clearly Liam. He IS there to fuck your shit up because that’s what they do, but use his actual name for god’s sake or he’s going to make sure all his mates living down the local ‘Spoons stop terrorising people to get to the drinks and come over to yours for being so disrespectful. You think Liam was angry? Wait til his mates who are well and truly buzzed all come over!
I saw my first wasp of the year today too. I hope that you released it. I’m not a fan of the pointy end but they’re incredibly important pollinators.
Gonna need a size reference here. There’s no bananas nearby
washing machine for scale, I see.
now you just need a spider. Theres a guy on here that knows a real good one
I’ll swap you that single big one for my extensive collection of house flies any time.
Sounds like the start of a project. How many are you planning on getting in that jar?
Sending out an sos..
Then and false widows are evil
Oh they can get fucked. If I can’t have at least a week of straight sun they can go back in their box.