The title is wrong. What it’s meant to say is ‘common swamp German W’
Silly yank thinking it’s specific term for the cyber truck.
It’s been a generic term since the German luxury SUVs became a thing (bmw and audi mainly but it really fits the G-wagon in its non utility versions).
Despite mainly being for the German stuff intially it spread over to range rovers and all the American stuff and now covers every suv/large crossover.
No jokes… I want that bike!
Maybe I should go all German to get it… 🤔
Wait, is that thing actually real? Like actually produced by an actual company in an actual factory and actually bought by actual people with actual money? Lol, I really thought it was a joke.
Helps with big loads?…..
Don’t tell me they put some kinda sex app in that pile of dirt…..
“real work”
“big loads”
the man posting this has never worked a true labor job in his life, and I have a strong suspicion that he has a tattoo of one Marvel property or another.
Don’t know if that Len Kralik dude is Dutch.. But the picture with the bike is from Sweden as it is carrying ICA Plantjord 😉
Okay, serious question, someone has ever used that bike before? It looks like difficult to turn
Swamp German Chad vs. Mindless American Fatblood!
That being said, what distance would the Bremsweg of a bike with a load that heavy be? Would it be save in traffic?
This is why I buy real panzers because those bad boys can fit so much in em especially if you buy one of those bergepanthers
I’ve seen a whole fucking couch being moved in Amsterdam. On a bike. Pretty sure there is a video of it on Youtube. Dude didn’t see anything at all, how he’s not even dead I don’t know. But eh, we get shit done. Somehow. Someway.
Why do people even buy Cybertrucks, they’re ugly, look stupid and are expensive
Bro just buy a Fiat Multipla if you want an ugly car with some storage space
But… Panzers good for Creation of much needed Lebensraum
I still think it’s impressive how, while we fight about literally anything else, as soon as it comes to the Americans, we turn into the world’s most organized Schubskreis.
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American trucks are a joke. Any Sedan has more trunk space than this thing
I nominate Wankpanzer as word of the year
Having a large bicycle backpack like this one
https://preview.redd.it/hsf8u8p74vtc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=525d0d67e8185b3dc00c3e00ce2904a830b486b8
It is ridiculous for how few things I need a car (storage wise)
Don’t insult Tomb Raider videogame trucks
We swamp Germans don’t wear helmets on bikes, helmets are for weak people and babies.
Wankpanzer? Now I want one
Top 3 things i wanna see my girlfriend in:
3 – leggings
2 – my hoodie
1 – ZE WÄNKPANZER EINS
This is how peak logistics performance looks like
https://preview.redd.it/cd3j3i8e6vtc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=170502460e2b1c65dec0a112df551f4372ab42b5
I have the same cargo bike.
It can hold up to 200kgs.
That is 440 Freedom units.
Hol mal den Wichspanzer Harry.
The title is wrong. What it’s meant to say is ‘common swamp German W’
Silly yank thinking it’s specific term for the cyber truck.
It’s been a generic term since the German luxury SUVs became a thing (bmw and audi mainly but it really fits the G-wagon in its non utility versions).
Despite mainly being for the German stuff intially it spread over to range rovers and all the American stuff and now covers every suv/large crossover.
No jokes… I want that bike!
Maybe I should go all German to get it… 🤔
Wait, is that thing actually real? Like actually produced by an actual company in an actual factory and actually bought by actual people with actual money? Lol, I really thought it was a joke.
Helps with big loads?…..
Don’t tell me they put some kinda sex app in that pile of dirt…..
“real work”
“big loads”
the man posting this has never worked a true labor job in his life, and I have a strong suspicion that he has a tattoo of one Marvel property or another.
Don’t know if that Len Kralik dude is Dutch.. But the picture with the bike is from Sweden as it is carrying ICA Plantjord 😉
Okay, serious question, someone has ever used that bike before? It looks like difficult to turn
Swamp German Chad vs. Mindless American Fatblood!
That being said, what distance would the Bremsweg of a bike with a load that heavy be? Would it be save in traffic?
This is why I buy real panzers because those bad boys can fit so much in em especially if you buy one of those bergepanthers
I’ve seen a whole fucking couch being moved in Amsterdam. On a bike. Pretty sure there is a video of it on Youtube. Dude didn’t see anything at all, how he’s not even dead I don’t know. But eh, we get shit done. Somehow. Someway.
Why do people even buy Cybertrucks, they’re ugly, look stupid and are expensive
Bro just buy a Fiat Multipla if you want an ugly car with some storage space
But… Panzers good for Creation of much needed Lebensraum
I still think it’s impressive how, while we fight about literally anything else, as soon as it comes to the Americans, we turn into the world’s most organized Schubskreis.
Cybertruck drivers don’t deserve politeness.