My customer has asked me to install a new toilet for him, and it has its own remote control! I’m quite intrigued as to the symbols for the bidet…

by DaveBacon

30 comments

  1. I hope the techno toilet says “yummy” in an enthusiastic voice when you deposit a loaf.

  2. Just don’t press rewind, lets just say messy would be an understatement

  4. It’s a Japanese style toilet, so basically move the bidet spray, increase how strong it sprays, change the temp and uh blow “dry” your ass

    At least it doesn’t have the pointless noise maker to mask you taking a shit

  5. What’s the range and does it work when someone else is on the throne?

  6. Japanese toilet.

    These are amazing.

    After visiting Tokyo I can say that these are fantastic

  7. These toilets are god level. I’m getting one installed.

    I had one for a few months in my Japanese apartment and going back to toiletpaper only seems like I’m cleaning my bum with a stick. It’s like trying to clean up peanut butter from a shagpile rug by rubbing it.

    Japanese Bumwash 💯

  8. If it hasn’t got a heated seat for those cold winter days, I’m out

  9. It reads like a menu for a specialist knocking shop.

  10. It is a Japanese toilet, way cleaner than wiping with paper until you ass is smeared with a thin enough layer of shit to not be visible on the toilet paper….

    Remote means you are not groping for the controls…

  12. I once went to this upscale restaurant in India and they had a ToTo toilet that had an entire panel of these functions. It was really cool, actually – the lid lifted after I stepped into the cabin/stall and the there was a seat warmer, as well as a self cleaning function. I started researching Japanese toilets after that and there are some that even have mood lighting and light shows. I think if I ever renovate my bathroom or move into a new place, this will be my big splurge.

  14. Big Toilet Roll will be after them now. (Randy Marsh was shot because of one.)

  16. I really want a bog like that. But then I reckon every arsehole does.

  17. The remote goes on the wall. Those toilets are literally game changers. You are way in the wrong here. You will never have a better day than one that gets broken up by spray clean bum. It’s glorious.

  21. Wrong.

    We fit these for people with disabilities and for older people.

    The remote control means a lot of people who can’t wipe themselves for one reason or another means they can still go to the loo without assistance.

    The remote means that people get to live independently for much longer.

  22. At least it doesn’t need a remote to open and flush. Imagine eating dodgy takeaway but you can’t find the remote for the loo, oh god.

  24. Just got the Tushy attachment bidet, nothing fancy but a total game changer

  25. Why it shouldn’t have a remote? It’s much easier to reach for the buttons compare to the buttons that’s on the bidet. Unless you are telling me you still manually wiping your arse? 🤭

  28. I had one that had the controller in the arm rest (yes arm rest!). Was like something from the Enterprise. Insert William Shatner/Make it so Number Two joke here.

  30. It’s a Japanese toilet. Really common over there and actually a game changer imo.

    Most models have a controller on the seat or one mounted on the wall close to the toilet. I guess they are wireless as well.

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