Sorry guys, after a long battle with the authorities, they told me we have to adopt one of these countries, which one will it be ?

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  3. Canada

    * Half Barry, Half Pierre

    * Loved committing war crimes

  4. I take french guiana, thank you.
    And Saint-Pierre-et-Miquelon

  9. Canada.

    Can into Eurovision.

    ^(Of course also 4th most important miner of gold, after CN, AU and RU.)

  10. Argentina! One quarter native, another Spanish, a third one Italian and, last and better, German.

  11. Let’s take back Louisiana ! (The old borders obviously)

  12. Brazil for the babes, just don’t let any of them start talking or you’ll regret your choice.

  13. Can we take on of the Caribbean Island nations and turn it into hyper Ibiza?

  14. Can we take in the Puerto Ricans, they’re pretty chill and fun to hang out with.

  15. Cuba, i quite like their export products and would love to turn back the prices to before Venezuela fucked everything up.

  18. Argentina, cus it would be funny. Still can’t have the Falklands

  22. Either Venezuela because of the oil or Costa Rica because it’s beautiful

  29. Klein-Vendig (or “Venezuela”). It’s rightful German clay anyway.

  30. I’d say Chile. They stood by us in ’82. Thanks for nothing, btw, my european friends

  31. Uruguay ofc 🇺🇾🇺🇾🇺🇾🇺🇾🇺🇾🇺🇾🇺🇾🇺🇾

  32. Puerto Rico is already adopted by the US but I would like to take them away. Their rich haven should fit our culture ;3

  33. Argentina! Let’s rename to Argintinashire as it should be incorporated to the commonwealth

  41. Canada.

    They have a slowly collapsing state healthcare system

    Are ran by corrupt and incompetent politicians

    And their main trade partner is the US

    it’s like having a second UK but less Barrys

  43. Its literally named after us 🇻🇪📖🦁🪽

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