We like to think that we have good food, but that’s only because we have beaten our pallets to submission and forced them to accept the garbage that we don’t have a choice but to eat. Also, the suicide rates would probably be a lot higher if we let ourselves accept the fact that our food is as bland and depressing as our winters.
Every time I visit a country with a real cuisine, I’m reminded of how surprising it is that the EU still considers our food to be fit for human consumption.
Ah yes, Northern Europe with their … can of rotten fish
I respect the bravery of such a fight, but alas I will not be dying with you on this particular hill🫡
Maggot cheese, not worm cheese, ffs
If your definition of a good culinary tradition is paleolithical cusine, then you got the win sir.
Sausages cooked on open fire are amazing when you have quality sausage thats not made from questionable meat and flour.
Putting some sausages on a stick and heating them by the fire isn’t “cousine”, it’s filling up you belly before going back to the cave because you have a big mammoth hunt tomorrow
Which part of Sweden are you from? I’ll give it to the Finntroll, properly cooked food from rural areas (the north at least) is fucking amazing
Bang them sausages in some Yorkshire puddings batter and now we’re talking.
Ireland. Our food is fucking shite
Nordic wins
We have the best fish and biltemakörv
The Frenchies make a sausage that not only smells like shit but tastes how I imagine shit tastes like. They’re called Andouilette and are easily on par with Surströmming smellwise. Main difference being the taste, because they taste as bad as they stink.
Bruh u have the Kalacock so dont talk.
Some really bold countries coming out swinging on this one. Get at it chaps.
And you know it’s you or you would have presented a balanced comparison instead of cherry-picking one of the very few disgusting things you can eat south of the 50th parallel north
OOH OOH! MEE ME ME MEEE
Hahaha
What even is Finnish cuisine? That sausage is probably meat from a dead Russian soldier.
Toast Sandwich…
need I say more?
if you use enough olive oil, you dont feel them wiggling.
Finnish/northern cuisine is amazing. It doesn’t get nearly as much recognition as it should. My personal favourite is Lohikeitto, I guess
If my grandfather had a handle and compartments, he would have been a fridge
I love how the french think they have superior food when the only edible things are croissant and creme brulee. Best part that one of them is viennese cuisine and not actually french.
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Every country I’ve been to in Europe has had good food. Probably the most uninteresting ones have been Belarus, Switzerland and North Macedonia.
Best is obviously France. Honorable mentions to Georgia 🤤 (if considered Europe).
Your cuisine is as good as your photoshop skills.
Iceland, they eat rotten shark, boiled puffin etc.
*laughs nervously in Surströmming*
We cook sausages, chicken and sardines on open fire 😎😎
The picture below is taken in Palermo, quartiere ZEN, exactly [here.](https://www.google.com/maps/place/38%C2%B010'38.6%22N+13%C2%B019'05.2%22E/@38.1773919,13.3179335,57m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m4!3m3!8m2!3d38.177396!4d13.318118?entry=ttu) That was (don’t know now) an common spot where people used to go set on fire stolen cars.
We like to think that we have good food, but that’s only because we have beaten our pallets to submission and forced them to accept the garbage that we don’t have a choice but to eat. Also, the suicide rates would probably be a lot higher if we let ourselves accept the fact that our food is as bland and depressing as our winters.
Every time I visit a country with a real cuisine, I’m reminded of how surprising it is that the EU still considers our food to be fit for human consumption.
Parisian traditional cooking.
https://x.com/thierrytout/status/1778463009569972333?s=12&t=0GJgXyNIeI3kkH_QO5RzJA
Are you seriously saying that Northern cuisine is better than Southern cuisine?
Bold of you bringing up the 3 only known pictures of Finland being touched by the sun.
Do you expect us to believe those are common sights?
Wow, cooked sausages? Unheard of in Southern Europe
Finnish food is up there.
Pic related.
https://preview.redd.it/99m0jc12s3uc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f34b15b3690c3dba2698b183b2c91896f8387238
Ah yes, Northern Europe with their … can of rotten fish
I respect the bravery of such a fight, but alas I will not be dying with you on this particular hill🫡
Maggot cheese, not worm cheese, ffs
If your definition of a good culinary tradition is paleolithical cusine, then you got the win sir.
Sausages cooked on open fire are amazing when you have quality sausage thats not made from questionable meat and flour.
Putting some sausages on a stick and heating them by the fire isn’t “cousine”, it’s filling up you belly before going back to the cave because you have a big mammoth hunt tomorrow
Which part of Sweden are you from? I’ll give it to the Finntroll, properly cooked food from rural areas (the north at least) is fucking amazing
Bang them sausages in some Yorkshire puddings batter and now we’re talking.
Ireland. Our food is fucking shite
Nordic wins
We have the best fish and biltemakörv
The Frenchies make a sausage that not only smells like shit but tastes how I imagine shit tastes like. They’re called Andouilette and are easily on par with Surströmming smellwise. Main difference being the taste, because they taste as bad as they stink.
Bruh u have the Kalacock so dont talk.
Some really bold countries coming out swinging on this one. Get at it chaps.
And you know it’s you or you would have presented a balanced comparison instead of cherry-picking one of the very few disgusting things you can eat south of the 50th parallel north
OOH OOH! MEE ME ME MEEE
Hahaha
What even is Finnish cuisine? That sausage is probably meat from a dead Russian soldier.
Toast Sandwich…
need I say more?
if you use enough olive oil, you dont feel them wiggling.
Finnish/northern cuisine is amazing. It doesn’t get nearly as much recognition as it should. My personal favourite is Lohikeitto, I guess
If my grandfather had a handle and compartments, he would have been a fridge
I love how the french think they have superior food when the only edible things are croissant and creme brulee. Best part that one of them is viennese cuisine and not actually french.