Bargain Hunt are very specific with job titles aren’t they?

by Uncle_Beanpole

20 comments
  1. Both could be prostitutes with those job titles, I’m sure they aren’t however.

  2. “Spunkmaster” was probably a no go for daytime TV.

  3. With a job title like that Mike is one step from claiming to have had an affair with David Beckham.

  4. Pretty sure “artifical” is the crucial word there

  5. Couldn’t really shorten it to “inseminator” though, could they?

  6. Ooh, that’s a good business to be in. I heard AI is about to take over.

  7. Whenever someone or somewhere mentions AI from now on I’ll revert to this occupation

  8. He’s just an A. I man doing the best he can, for coos.

    (To the tune of love machine)

  9. I bet he’s got that on a mug like ‘Female Body Inspector’.

  10. Verren looks like she’s got a sample and is about to ‘Spider-Man’ the camera.

  11. A song by Ivor Biggun comes to mind. Pardon the pun.

  12. Could have truncated Mike’s to “seminarian” or just “player” …

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